Cicadas: Houston's Unwanted Summer Jam Session
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Are Those Crickets or Creatures from Another Planet?
So, you're in Houston, and you're hearing this incessant, high-pitched, ear-splitting noise. You might think, "Great, the neighbors got a new sound system." But nope, it's worse. Much worse. It's the cicadas, folks. Those winged wonders (or should I say, winged terrors?) that have decided your backyard is the perfect concert venue.
Cicadas: Houston's Unexpected Rock Stars
Now, before you grab your bug spray and torch, let's get one thing straight: These aren't your average, everyday bugs. These are the periodical cicadas, the ones that emerge from the ground every 13 or 17 years to party like it’s 1999. Or 1803, depending on the brood. And unfortunately for us, Houston is not a primetime location for this epic insect extravaganza.
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Houston is NOT a cicada hotspot. While we do have our fair share of annual cicadas, those guys are more like the opening act. The headliners, the ones that turn cities into a cacophony of clicking and buzzing, are sticking to the Midwest and Southeast this year. So, relax, Houston. You’re safe (for now).
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How to Survive a Cicada-Free Summer
While we're lucky to escape the cicada apocalypse, summer in Houston still brings its own set of challenges. Here are a few tips to help you survive:
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- Embrace the humidity: It’s like a free spa treatment, right?
- Master the art of sweet tea: It's the official drink of Houston summers.
- Find a good pool: Or at least a sprinkler.
- Invest in a strong AC unit: Because sometimes, even Texans need a break from the heat.
How to Deal with the Rest of Summer
Okay, so no cicadas, but summer in Houston is still a beast. Here are a few quick tips:
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- How to stay cool without AC? Hydrate, wear light colors, find shade.
- How to survive a Houston thunderstorm? Unplug electronics, close windows, enjoy the show.
- How to prevent mosquito bites? Use repellent, wear long sleeves and pants at dusk and dawn, and eliminate standing water.
- How to grill the perfect steak? Let it come to room temperature, season generously, sear it hot and fast, then finish it low and slow.
- How to enjoy a Houston sunset? Find a rooftop bar, or simply step outside and appreciate the view.
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