Hurricane Tammy: NYC's New Beach Read?
So, let's talk about the big T – Tammy. Not that Tammy, the one who borrowed your favorite sweater and never returned it. We're talking about Hurricane Tammy, the potential party crasher of the summer.
Is Tammy Coming to Town?
Now, before we start hoarding canned tuna and plywood, let's be clear: as of now, there's no direct threat to NYC. Tammy seems to have other plans, like maybe a Caribbean vacation or a detour to Bermuda. But hey, weather's a fickle friend. It's like that flaky roommate who always says they'll help with the dishes but then disappears.
Don't Panic (Yet)
We get it, the idea of a hurricane hitting the Big Apple is as thrilling as a horror movie marathon. But let's keep our cool. Panic buying toilet paper is so 2020. Instead, let's focus on more important things, like perfecting our bodega run strategy or finding the best rooftop bar to watch the sunset.
Prepare for the Unexpected
While we're crossing our fingers for a Tammy-free summer, it's always good to be prepared. Keep an emergency kit handy, know your evacuation routes (just in case), and remember, if you see a shark swimming down Fifth Avenue, it's probably time to rethink your life choices.
How to Stay Calm During Hurricane Season
- How to avoid becoming a human hurricane: Practice deep breathing and count to ten. Or, you know, just watch cat videos.
- How to prepare your apartment for a hurricane: Invest in some really good blackout curtains. And maybe a sturdy umbrella.
- How to make the most of a hurricane lockdown: Perfect your sourdough starter or learn a new language.
- How to survive a hurricane party: Bring plenty of snacks and be prepared to sing karaoke.
- How to rebuild your life after a hurricane: Start with therapy. Then, slowly rebuild.
Remember, we're all in this together. So let's support each other, stay informed, and most importantly, enjoy the summer. And if Tammy does decide to pay us a visit, let's at least have a good soundtrack ready.