Is Houston About to Become a Winter Wonderland? ❄️
Let's talk about something as likely as a Texan wearing a sweater willingly: snow in Houston in December 2023. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Are you high on Blue Bell ice cream?" and to be honest, that's a pretty valid question.
Houston: The Snowless City
Houston, Texas – the land of endless sunshine, humidity that could drown a crocodile, and barbecue so good it'll make you question your dietary choices. It's a city where the idea of snow is about as common as finding a quiet spot at a Houston Rodeo concert.
So, when did the rumor mill start churning out tales of a white Christmas in H-Town? Was it the work of mischievous weathermen, or perhaps a desperate attempt by local ski resorts to drum up business?
The Science Behind the Snow-Don't
Let's get real for a second. For snow to happen, you need a few key ingredients: cold temperatures, moisture in the air, and an upward lift to create those beautiful snowflakes. Houston? Well, we've got the humidity part covered, but the cold temperatures and upward lift are a bit of a stretch.
It's like trying to build a snowman out of sandcastles – possible, but not very likely and definitely not worth the effort.
So, Should You Invest in a Snowsuit?
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooope.
Unless you're planning a trip to the North Pole or Antarctica, you're probably going to be just fine in your usual Houston attire: shorts, flip-flops, and a questionable amount of sunscreen.
How to Prepare for a Houston Winter
Okay, okay, I know what you're thinking. "But what if, just what if?" Well, just in case the unthinkable happens and Houston actually gets snow, here's a quick guide to surviving the apocalypse (or at least a cold front):
- How to dress for a Houston winter: Layers, layers, layers. And by layers, we mean a light jacket over your swimsuit.
- How to build a snowman in Houston: Use sand and decorate it with seashells.
- How to make snow angels in Houston: Just lie down in the grass and pretend.
- How to ice skate in Houston: Find a really slippery floor and go for it.
- How to stay sane during a Houston winter: Stock up on barbecue, margaritas, and your favorite binge-watching shows.
Remember, even if it does miraculously snow in Houston, it'll probably melt faster than a popsicle in July. So enjoy the sunshine while it lasts!