Will & Juliet Actually Come to Chicago? A Dramatic Inquiry
So, you're telling me there's a chance Shakespeare's star-crossed lovers, Will and Juliet, might ditch Verona for the Windy City? I mean, I'm all for tourism, but this is a whole new level of plot twist.
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A Modern-Day Love Story (Or Not)
Let's be real, folks. While it would be epic to see Romeo and Juliet navigate Chicago's L train system, it's probably not happening. But hey, stranger things have happened. Maybe they'll swap their swords for deep-dish pizza and their balconies for rooftop bars? A girl can dream, right?
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I can just imagine the headlines: "Romeo's Quest for Love Leads Him to Wrigley Field." Or perhaps, "Juliet's Poisoned by Deep-Dish Overload." Okay, maybe not the last one. But still, the possibilities are endless (or nonexistent, depending on your perspective).
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What Would a Chicagoan Juliet Be Like?
If Juliet did end up in Chicago, I'm pretty sure she'd be a completely different character. Instead of a lovesick teenager, we'd probably get a sassy, independent woman who can hold her own in a crowded L train car during rush hour. And Romeo? Well, let's just say he'd have to step up his game if he wants to compete with Chicago's eligible bachelors.
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But seriously, folks, while the idea of Will and Juliet in Chicago is fun to ponder, it's probably not going to happen. Unless, of course, someone decides to write a really good fan fiction. Or maybe a musical? Now that could be interesting.
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How To...
- How to get your hopes up for nothing: Read this entire post.
- How to avoid disappointment: Lower your expectations.
- How to have fun: Imagine what a Chicagoan Juliet would be like.
- How to stay grounded: Remember that Shakespeare's characters probably belong in history books.
- How to enjoy life: Go outside and appreciate the real world.
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