Will Los Angeles Ever Get Hit by a Hurricane? A Beach Bum's Guide to Survival (or Not)
So, you're wondering if the City of Angels is in danger of becoming the City of Atlantis? Well, let's dive in, shall we?
Hurricanes and LA: A Match Made in... Nowhere
First things first: hurricanes and LA are like oil and water – they just don’t mix. Hurricanes are party animals that love warm ocean water. LA's coastline? More like a chilly swimming pool. So, while it's not impossible for a tropical storm to wander up this way, a full-blown hurricane? Let's just say it's about as likely as seeing a Kardashian with a brain.
The Great LA Hurricane of 1939
Now, before you start booking a one-way ticket to Nebraska, let's address the elephant in the room: the 1939 tropical storm. Yes, it happened. But it was more of a tropical storm with attitude than a full-on hurricane. And let’s be honest, even with today's weather forecasting, that would still cause chaos. Imagine the traffic!
Preparing for the Unthinkable (Just in Case)
Okay, let's say, hypothetically, that a hurricane decides to throw a surprise party in LA. How do you prepare? Well, you start by investing in a really good surfboard. Because, hey, if you can't surf a hurricane, what's the point of living in LA?
Kidding aside, it’s always good to have a basic emergency kit ready. You know, the usual stuff: water, non-perishable food, flashlight, batteries. But let's be real, the most important item on that list is probably sunscreen. Because even if it's raining, you’ll still want to look good for the apocalypse.
How to... Hurricane Proof Your Life (Sort Of)
- How to survive a hurricane in LA: By booking a flight to Hawaii.
- How to prepare for a hurricane without panicking: By remembering that it's probably not going to happen.
- How to impress your friends with hurricane knowledge: By mentioning the 1939 tropical storm.
- How to build a hurricane-proof beach house: By moving to Arizona.
- How to find the best hurricane party in LA: By realizing there probably won't be one.
So, there you have it. While the possibility of a hurricane hitting LA is about as likely as finding a parking spot in Beverly Hills, it's always good to be prepared. Just remember, if you see a Category 5 heading your way, don't panic. Grab your surfboard and start planning your escape. Or, you know, just enjoy the sunshine.