So, You Wanna See a Broadway Show, Huh? (aka How to Avoid Tourist Traps and Actually Enjoy Yourself)
Okay, let's be real. You're in New York City. You've braved the crowds, the questionable smells emanating from certain subway stations, and the aggressive pigeons vying for your dropped pizza crust. You deserve some entertainment. But the question remains: what plays are actually worth seeing? Fear not, intrepid traveler, for I am here to guide you through the dazzling (and sometimes baffling) world of Broadway!
Navigating the Great White Way (Without Getting Lost or Bankrupted)
First things first, let's talk about choices. Broadway isn't just one street, you know. It's more like a... vibe. A very expensive, glittery, and occasionally deafening vibe. So, where do you even begin?
The Classics: For When You Want to Feel Cultured (Even if You're Not)
Thinking of seeing a classic? You can't go wrong with staples like Wicked (flying monkeys! Green witches! Enough belting to shatter glass!), The Lion King (puppets! Elton John! Enough nostalgia to make you cry!), or Hamilton (history! Hip-hop! Enough hype to launch a rocket!). These are generally safe bets, especially if you're with a group and want something everyone will recognize. Just be prepared to sell a kidney for tickets.
The New Hotness: For When You Want to Be "In The Know" (Even if You're Not Really)
Want to see what all the buzz is about? Check out the newer shows. These can be a mixed bag. Sometimes you stumble upon a brilliant gem that changes your life (or at least makes you think about changing your life). Other times, you end up watching a musical about sentient vegetables and questioning your life choices. Do your research! Read reviews! Don't just blindly follow the hype train unless you really like sentient vegetables.
Off-Broadway: For When You're Feeling Adventurous (or Broke)
Broadway is the big leagues, but Off-Broadway is where things get a little more… interesting. Think smaller theaters, edgier stories, and (usually) more affordable tickets. This is a great option if you're looking for something a little different, or if your budget resembles a crumpled-up dollar bill.
Ticket Tips and Tricks (aka How to Avoid Getting Scammed)
Okay, let's talk about the dreaded T-word: tickets. Buying Broadway tickets can be a blood sport. Here are a few survival tips:
- TKTS Booth: This is your best friend. Discounted tickets for same-day performances. Be prepared to wait in line, but it's worth it.
- TodayTix App: Another great way to score discounted tickets, often without the crazy lines.
- Official Ticketmaster/Telecharge: These are the official vendors. Yes, there are fees, but at least you know you're not buying from some shady dude on a street corner (unless, you know, that's your thing).
- Avoid Scalpers: Unless you enjoy paying exorbitant prices and potentially getting fake tickets, just say no.
Dress Code: What to Wear (and What Not to Wear)
There's no official dress code for Broadway, but let's be reasonable, shall we? Leave the pajamas at home (unless you're seeing a show about sentient vegetables, in which case, anything goes). Comfortable shoes are a must, as you'll likely be doing a lot of walking. And please, for the love of all that is holy, turn off your cell phone.
Frequently Asked Questions (aka The Stuff You're Probably Wondering)
How to get cheap Broadway tickets?
- TKTS booth, TodayTix app, rush tickets, lotteries. Do your research!
How to choose a good Broadway show?
- Read reviews, check out the Playbill website, consider your interests.
How to get to Broadway?
- Subway is your best bet. The Theater District is easily accessible.
How to avoid getting scammed when buying tickets?
- Stick to official vendors like Ticketmaster/Telecharge or the TKTS booth.
How to behave at a Broadway show?
- Turn off your phone, don't talk during the performance, applaud politely (or enthusiastically, if you loved it). Basically, don't be that person.
