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All That Jazz: A Hilarious Deep Dive into the Songs of Chicago
Alright, folks, buckle up, because we're about to take a wild ride into the world of "Chicago," the musical that proves murder can be a real raffle dazzle! And what's a good murder without some catchy tunes to go with it? So, let's dive into the song list, shall we?
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| What Songs Are In The Play Chicago |
The "He Had It Comin'" Anthems
- "All That Jazz": This is the ultimate opening number, setting the scene for a night of sin, scandal, and sensationalism. It's so catchy, you'll be snapping your fingers and doing the Fosse moves before you know it. Just try not to get too inspired by Velma's dance moves, unless you're a professional dancer or a seasoned criminal.
- "Cell Block Tango": Ah, yes, the song where six merry murderesses explain why they totally had it coming. It's a hilarious and chilling number that will have you tapping your feet and questioning your own relationship choices. Who knew murder could be so entertaining?
Roxie's Rise to Fame (and Infamy)
- "Funny Honey": This is Roxie's ode to her (not-so) beloved husband, Amos. It's sweet, it's innocent, it's... well, it's also completely delusional. But hey, that's showbiz!
- "Roxie": Our girl Roxie is finally a star! This song is all about her dreams of vaudeville fame, fortune, and maybe even a perfume line. It's catchy, it's upbeat, and it's guaranteed to get you in the mood to commit a minor crime.
- "Me and My Baby": Roxie's back, and this time she's pregnant! Or is she? Either way, this song is a hilarious celebration of motherhood, even if the baby is just a figment of her imagination.
The Rest of the Razzle Dazzle
- "When You're Good to Mama": Mama Morton runs the Cook County Jail like a well-oiled machine, and this song is her manifesto. It's all about bribery, corruption, and the importance of keeping Mama happy. After all, she can make or break your career... or your alibi.
- "All I Care About": Billy Flynn, the slickest lawyer in town, sings about how he only cares about love. Yeah, right. This song is a hilarious send-up of lawyers everywhere, proving that they're all just in it for the money... and the fame.
- "Mister Cellophane": Poor Amos. He's so invisible, he's practically made of cellophane. This song is a hilarious and heartbreaking ballad about being overlooked and underappreciated. It's so sad, it's funny!
- "Razzle Dazzle": This is Billy's big number, and it's all about the art of deception. He's a master of manipulation, and this song is his how-to guide. Just remember, kids, don't try this at home.
FAQs: How To...
- How to memorize all the lyrics to "Cell Block Tango"?
- Easy! Just watch the movie a few dozen times and practice your tango moves in the mirror. You'll be a murderess in no time!
- How to get away with murder like Roxie and Velma?
- Um, please don't do that. Instead, focus on the "razzle dazzle" of life and leave the murder to the professionals... or, you know, just don't do it at all.
- How to dance like Bob Fosse?
- Start by practicing your jazz hands and hip swivels. Then, add a healthy dose of cynicism and a dash of sass. You'll be a Fosse dancer in no time!
- How to become a famous vaudevillian like Roxie?
- First, get yourself a good lawyer. Then, come up with a scandalous story that will capture the public's imagination. And finally, practice your singing and dancing until you're ready to take the stage.
- How to get tickets to see "Chicago" on Broadway?
- That's the easiest question of all! Just go to the box office or visit your favorite ticket website. And don't forget to bring your jazz hands!
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