So You Wanna Ditch the Big Apple? A Division 2 Agent's Guide to Escaping NYC (Before the Hyenas Eat Your Backpack)
Listen up, rookie Agents! Tired of Central Park's rogue squirrels? Had enough of Wall Street's Black Tusk brokers hawking assault rifles like penny stocks? Don't get me wrong, NYC has its charm – giant rats as roommates, the soothing symphony of car alarms every Tuesday, and streets so slick with Cleaners' bleach you can ice skate to the soundtrack of gunfire. But sometimes, even the bravest Division Agent needs a break from the concrete jungle.
Here's the lowdown on ditching the Big Apple in style, Agent.
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| How To Leave New York In Division 2 |
Option 1: The Tourist Trap Teleport:
Ever hear of Liberty Island? Yeah, that colossal lady with the torch that's currently more useful for roasting marshmallows than guiding ships. Turns out, she holds the key to your escape. Finish the main story (duh), and boom! You'll unlock fast travel between NYC and Washington D.C. Fancy a stroll by the cherry blossoms instead of dodging RPGs in Times Square? Washington awaits!
QuickTip: Slow down when you hit numbers or data.
Sub-heading: Tourist Tip: Skip the lines for Lady Liberty's crown. Trust me, the view's not worth the Hyena snipers hiding in her armpit.
Option 2: The Helicopter Hustle:
Feeling impatient? Skip the sightseeing and head straight to the helipad. Those friendly pilots (who haven't mysteriously disappeared thanks to rogue drones) can whisk you back to D.C. faster than you can say "grenade launcher." Just watch out for rogue choppers trying to play bumper cars in the sky.
QuickTip: Every section builds on the last.
Sub-heading: Pro Tip: Pack Dramamine. Trust me, those pilots have a thing for nosedives and barrel rolls.
Option 3: The Tunnel of Terror:
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Feeling adventurous? Forget helicopters, we're going underground! The sewers (yes, you read that right) offer a secret passage back to D.C. Just navigate the labyrinthine tunnels, avoid the glowing puddles that whisper sweet nothings of radiation poisoning, and maybe say hi to the friendly sewer gators. They're mostly harmless, unless you ask about their rent prices.
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Sub-heading: Survival Tip: Pack a hazmat suit and a flamethrower. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
Bonus Option: The Rogue Route:
This one's for the thrill-seekers. Gather your squad, grab your best loot, and fight your way through the entire map, clearing Control Points and taking down named bosses like it's a Tuesday night after Taco Bell. It's basically a scenic tour of NYC's finest warzones, with the added bonus of loot showers and bragging rights.
Tip: Let the key ideas stand out.
Sub-heading: Warning: Not recommended for the faint of heart, or those with a fear of exploding puppies.
So there you have it, Agents! Multiple paths to freedom await, each with its own unique flavor of chaos. And remember, no matter where you escape to, there's always another Hyena sniper around the corner. Stay frosty, stay safe, and whatever you do, don't eat the yellow snow. Good luck out there!
P.S. If you see me in D.C., don't ask about the giant rat I adopted in Central Park. His name is Mr. Squeaks, and he has feelings.
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