So You Want to be a Tycoon in the Tropics? A Guide to Buying Shares in Anno 1800 (Without Getting Swindled by Eli of the New World)
Ah, the allure of the stock market! Even in the cobbled streets and rum-soaked taverns of Anno 1800, the siren song of easy money beckons. But hold on to your cravat, aspiring investor, because this ain't your granddad's Wall Street. Here in the competitive world of islands and influence, buying shares is a whole different kettle of guppies.
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| How To Buy Shares Anno 1800 |
Step 1: You've Got the Look (Maybe)
Forget the pinstripe suits and bowler hats. Here, success is measured in ship size and the sheer impressiveness of your mustache. Make sure your island is a booming metropolis, the envy of Eli of the New World (seriously, that guy has some serious harbor envy). A prosperous nation breeds trust, and trust, my friend, is what gets you a decent seat at the share table.
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Pro Tip: A dazzling display of fireworks never hurts. Blind them with brilliance, then swoop in for the shares!
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Step 2: The Art of the Deal (or How Not to Get Shanked)
Alright, Mr. Moneybags, so you've charmed your way onto an island. Now comes the real challenge: navigating the murky waters of share-buying. Here's where things get interesting.
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- Those Shifty A.I.s: Don't expect a friendly handshake and a cup of tea. These A.I.s are running cutthroat island empires, and they'll squeeze every penny out of you if they can. Be prepared for outrageous prices and suspicious side-eye.
- Patience is a Virtue (Especially When It Comes to Returns): Think you'll be rolling in dough overnight? Think again. These share dividends trickle in slower than molasses in December. You might need a nap (or five) before you see a decent return.
Important Note: While technically buying shares can give you a passive income stream, some folks (ahem, most folks) say it's a tad underwhelming. You might be better off just, you know, building a massive rum distillery. Rum sells itself, my friend, rum sells itself.
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Step3: Hostile Takeover? Not Quite, But Almost As Fun
Now, here's a little wrinkle. You can actually buy out an entire island if you own all its shares! Just picture it: waltzing in, announcing, "This island is mine now, thanks to the magic of capitalism!" The A.I. probably won't be thrilled, but hey, who needs friends when you have a monopoly on fur production?
Disclaimer: This method is a bit aggressive and might sour relations with your neighbors. Consider sending a fruit basket with your declaration of ownership. Maybe some rum too, because rum solves everything (almost everything).
So there you have it, the not-so-secret secrets of buying shares in Anno 1800. Remember, it's a gamble, a delightful, rum-fueled gamble! Just don't go overboard and forget the real prize: building your glorious island empire and becoming the envy of the entire New World (except maybe Eli, but who cares about him anyway?).
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