Assassin's Creed Unity: How to NOT Get Schooled by Every Thug in Paris (A Guide for Wannabe Assassins with Empty Pockets)
Ah, Paris. City of Lights, City of Love, and apparently, City of Getting Your Butt Whooped by Random Dudes in Berets. You, a fledgling Assassin with dreams of parkouring across rooftops and charming the ladies (or gents, no judgement here) with your hidden blade skills, find yourself constantly flattened by ruffians. Fear not! This guide will turn you from flailing noob to a (semi-competent) Assassin in no time, without spending a single Livre Tournois (that's fancy French for money, for those who slept through history class).
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Step 1: Embrace the Grind, My Friend
Forget fancy shops and their overpriced "Leap of Faith Survival for Dummies" manuals. You're going the old-fashioned way: grinding. Imagine it like this: Every enemy you defeat is a tiny skill point waiting to be absorbed (Ew, but effective!). So next time a group of bandits tries to mug you for your nonexistent lunch money, think of it as an investment in your future assassin career.
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Pro Tip: Co-op missions are a goldmine for skill points. Find some online buddies who also enjoy the "thrill" of being repeatedly pummeled, and watch your skill tree blossom!
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Step 2: Free Stuff is Your Best Friend (Especially in Revolutionary France)
Paris is littered with goodies just waiting to be plundered... I mean, collected. Chests hidden in corners, helix glitches scattered about (don't worry, we won't get into that weird animus stuff here), even pigeons hiding messages - these all contain precious skill points. Think of yourself as a highly motivated Parisian treasure hunter, and the city becomes your oyster (though those are probably full of pearls, not skill points).
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Side Hustle Alert: Notre Dame might be beautiful, but have you considered the sheer number of skill points hidden in those gargoyle-laden spires? Just a friendly suggestion for the particularly ambitious rooftop runner.
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Step 3: Become a Master of Pickpocketing (Because Who Needs Dignity Anyway?)
Let's be honest, those rich folks parading around Versailles probably have more money than they know what to do with. Why not help them redistribute their wealth... directly into your skill point piggy bank? Mastering the art of the pickpocket is a surefire way to earn some quick cash (well, technically not cash, but you get the idea) to buy those essential skill upgrades.
Ethical Concerns? We don't have time for such bourgeois notions in the brutal world of Assassin training. Besides, think of it as a public service - income inequality is a real problem in 18th century France, you're just doing your part.
Step 4: Patience is a Virtue (Unless You Have a Hidden Rage You Need to Unleash)
Let's face it, becoming a master Assassin takes time. There will be moments of pure frustration, where you question your life choices and dream of a simpler life selling baguettes. But remember, every beatdown is a lesson learned, every near-death experience a chance to refine your skills. Embrace the struggle, grasshopper, and eventually you'll be a parkouring, blade-wielding whirlwind of vengeance... or at least be able to hold your own against a grumpy baker.
So there you have it! With a little dedication, some questionable morals, and a whole lot of patience, you'll be a force to be reckoned with in the streets of Paris. Remember, true assassins don't need fancy shops - they just need a good hustle and an even better tolerance for pain. Now get out there and make Arno proud (or at least mildly impressed)!
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