How to Snag That Coveted Blue Tick on Instagram (2020 Edition): A Guide for the Gloriously Obscure
Ah, the blue tick. That little badge of honor that separates the Keanu Reeves from the, well, your mate Keith who just really likes posting pictures of his cats (no offense, Keith). But fear not, fellow meme-lords and aspiring influencers! Because in this post, we'll be unveiling the secrets of the Instagram verification process (circa 2020, because let's be real, trends move faster than a toddler on Red Bull).
Step 1: Are You Worthy? (The Not-So-Scientific Quiz)
Before you embark on this noble quest, a crucial question begs answering: are you even Instagram verification material? Take this (highly subjective) quiz to find out:
QuickTip: Repeat difficult lines until they’re clear.
- Do you own a pet chinchilla named "Sir Reginald Fluffypants III" and have a meticulously curated account dedicated to its daily musings? (5 points)
- Can you consistently out-meme your friends with creations so dank they transcend language barriers? (10 points)
- Have you been mistaken for a celebrity at least twice (points awarded based on the celebrity in question. Points double for mistaking you for Beyonc�). (Variable points)
- Do you casually name-drop unicorns in everyday conversation? (5 points for commitment, deducted if you're actually serious)
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Scoring:
QuickTip: Pay attention to first and last sentences.
- 15-20 points: Ding, ding, ding! You've got the makings of a verified legend.
- 10-14 points: Not bad! Keep up the good work, and that blue tick is just a strategically placed cat video away.
- 5-9 points: There's always next year, champ. But hey, at least your cat chinchilla content is top-notch.
- Below 5 points: Verification might be a stretch, but hey, there's no shame in the meme game.
Step 2: Mastering the Art of Appearing Important (Even If You're Not)
Okay, so you passed the quiz (or at least convinced yourself you did). Now it's time to polish that digital persona until it gleams brighter than a Kardashian highlighter. Here's how:
QuickTip: Stop and think when you learn something new.
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- Content is King (or Queen, or Non-Binary Royalty): Post consistently, and make sure your content is . Think hilarious captions, stunning visuals (even if they're of your cat judging you), and a healthy dose of internet weirdness.
- Hashtag Like a Boss: Research relevant hashtags and sprinkle them throughout your captions like virtual confetti. But remember, there's a fine line between strategic use and making your posts look like an episode of Sesame Street gone rogue. (#blessed #spon #catsofinstagram #unicornsarelife)
- Cultivate a Following (Even If It's Mostly Bots): The more followers you have, the more "important" you appear to the Instagram gods (don't worry, they don't judge... much). But quality over quantity, folks!
Step 3: The Big Kahuna: Actually Requesting Verification
Now for the moment of truth: submitting the verification request. Deep breaths, people. Here's what you do:
Tip: Avoid distractions — stay in the post.
- Navigate the Labyrinthine Settings: Find your way to the deepest, darkest corners of your Instagram app and unearth the verification request option.
- Fill Out the Form with Gusto: Be honest, but also be your most impressive self. Maybe add a touch of mystery (were you once a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race? The world will never know...).
- Proof of Importance (or Not-So-Importance): Attach any evidence you have of being, well, important. News articles mentioning you (even if it's your local rag praising your heroic squirrel rescue), brand collaborations (even if it's a barter deal for a free pair of socks), you get the idea.
Step 4: The Waiting Game (and Maybe a Few Sacrifices)
Now comes the agonizing wait. Instagram might take weeks, or even months, to process your request. In the meantime, channel your inner zen master and maybe appease the verification gods with a nightly offering of perfectly brewed matcha tea (or a plate of catnip for Sir Reginald Fluffypants III, whatever works).
Remember: Verification is a fickle beast. There's no guaranteed formula, and sometimes, it just comes down to being in the right place at the right time (or having a particularly impressive cat chinchilla). But hey, if all else fails, you can Trost yourself with the knowledge that you'
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