So Your Friend is a Bitmoji Hermit? How to Lure Them Out of Their Digital Cave
Let's face it, texting is fun, but sometimes you just need a good ol' fashioned Bitmoji brawl to express your deepest emotions (mostly involving throwing virtual popcorn or giving the side-eye). But what if your friend is a Bitmoji recluse, existing in a lonely world of generic emojis? Fear not, my fellow texter, for I bring you the ultimate guide to coaxing your friend out of their Bitmoji shell!
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| How To Get A Friend On Bitmoji |
Step 1: Assess the Situation
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Is your friend from the paleolithic era of communication, clinging to their dusty smiley faces? Or maybe they dabbled in Bitmoji for a hot minute, then mysteriously vanished like a Snapchat streak gone cold? The key here is to be a Bitmoji detective!
- Exhibit A: The Ghostly Friend - This friend might not even know what Bitmoji is. Brace yourself for a crash course in creating a chibi-fied version of themselves.
- Exhibit B: The Disillusioned Dabbled - This friend might have had a bad Bitmoji experience (don't judge, maybe they accidentally created a monstrosity). Tread carefully and rekindle their Bitmoji flame.
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Step 2: Operation: Friendmoji
Now that you've sized up your friend, it's time for Operation: Friendmoji. Here's your arsenal:
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- The Funny Offensive - Send them hilarious Bitmoji scenes that perfectly capture your inside jokes. Laughter, after all, is the best medicine (and gateway drug) to Bitmoji addiction.
- The Subtle Seduction - Casually pepper your texts with Bitmojis that showcase your amazing (or hilariously awful) adventures. They'll be FOMO-ing for Friendmojis in no time!
- The Brutal - Okay, maybe not brutal, but a friendly nudge can work wonders. Tell them they're missing out on the highbrow world of Bitmoji communication (because let's be honest, a well-placed Bitmoji speaks volumes).
Step 3: Celebrate Your Victory (and Prepare for the Consequences)
Congratulations! Your friend has emerged from their Bitmoji cocoon. Now, be prepared for an avalanche of Friendmojis. They might even challenge you to a Bitmoji duel (may the best Bitmoji win).
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Remember, with great Bitmoji power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound Friendmoji powers for good (mostly for sending ridiculous reaction images and celebrating life's little victories).
So go forth and Bitmojify your friendships! Just don't blame me when your text conversations become a never-ending stream of cartoonish antics.
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