So You Want a Viking Valhalla Vacation? How to Snag the Good Ending in Assassin's Creed Valhalla
Ah, Valhalla. A place where warriors feast eternally, down pints of mead the size of bathtubs, and probably have the most epic arm-wrestling tournaments ever witnessed. Sounds like a right laugh, doesn't it? But before you pack your horned helmet and best raiding axe, there's a teeny tiny snag: getting invited.
In Assassin's Creed Valhalla, your Viking Eivor has a shot at this legendary afterlife. But the bouncer at Valhalla, well, let's just say he's a picky fellow. Here's your ultimate guide to charming your way past the gates and into the mead hall of glory.
Be a Good Viking Buddy (Especially to Your Brother)
Eivor's got a big ol' softie for a brother, Sigurd. Think of him as the sensitive emo Viking to your boisterous raider. Don't be a jerk – support his decisions (even the slightly questionable ones), and don't steal loot that could've helped him out (looking at you, Styrbjorn's treasure!). Basically, be the Heimdall to his Thor – bros for life, that's the key.
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Romance? Maybe Later, My Friend
Now, Eivor can be quite the charmer. But hold your horses on the whole smooching Sigurd's girlfriend, Randvi, situation. This love triangle is messier than a troll's beard after a particularly enthusiastic ale-fueled brawl. Wait until things are... resolved between them before getting handsy. Trust me, a jealous ex-girlfriend with an axe is bad news, even in the afterlife.
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Respect the Fallen... Well, Most of Them
There will be epic battles, legendary foes, and more death than a particularly enthusiastic plague of locusts. Here's the thing: show some respect (or at least don't be a complete savage) to your fallen enemies. Let them keep their dignity, or that cool axe they were sporting. You wouldn't want to be a sore loser in Valhalla, would you? Especially when it comes to Dag, a grumpy dude in your settlement. Give him his weapon after you flatten him – a warrior deserves a proper send-off, even a grumpy one.
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Play Detective, Not Dictator
Eivor might be a badass Viking raider, but that doesn't mean you have to solve every problem with an axe to the face. There will be times you need to play detective and sniff out traitors. Pay attention to the clues (and maybe avoid the mead until after you've made your accusation). Remember, a Viking with a cunning mind is a Viking who gets invited to the best parties (and Valhalla is one heck of a party).
Choices, Choices... Don't Be a Dunderhead
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There will be moments where Eivor has to make a tough call. Don't just pick the answer that sounds the most metal. Sometimes, the best course of action might surprise you. Be merciful when you can, but don't be afraid to get tough when necessary. Remember, a well-rounded Viking is a respected Viking.
Follow These Tips, and Valhalla Awaits!
By following this not-so-serious guide, you'll be well on your way to securing your spot in Valhalla. Just remember, a little respect, some good decision-making, and a dash of brotherly love go a long way, even with the most discerning afterlife bouncer. Now get out there, conquer England, and drink enough mead to make a longship jealous!
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