You too can zoom around in a (slightly) used police interceptor: How to snag a car at a police auction
Ever lusted after the thrill of sirens wailing in your wake? Maybe the checkered pattern of a squad car gets your engine revving (metaphorically, of course). Well, my friend, with a little know-how, you can ditch the dealership and snag yourself a ride straight out of the boys (and girls) in blue at a police auction.
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But first, a word (or two, or ten) of caution:
Police cars aren't exactly known for leisurely Sunday drives. These vehicles have been through the wringer, chasing down doughnut-loving suspects and undergoing who-knows-how-many pit maneuvers. Be prepared for some bumps, bruises (on the car, hopefully not you), and a possible lingering scent of stale coffee.
Tip: Focus on one point at a time.
Important Note: I'm not liable for any uncontrollable urges to use the spotlight as a giant disco ball, so proceed with caution (and maybe some disco music).
Tip: Don’t just scroll — pause and absorb.
Alright, enough with the disclaimers. Let's get you behind the wheel of a (former) police cruiser!
Here's the lowdown on how to score yourself a deal at a police auction:
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- Channel your inner detective: Do your research! Not all police auctions are created equal. Find out which police departments in your area hold auctions and what kind of vehicles they typically offload.
- Register early, my friend! There might be some fees involved, but hey, it's the price of entry to the exciting world of ex-police car ownership. Don't miss out because you forgot your paperwork on "important car auction day."
- Befriend a mechanic (or at least YouTube): Remember, these cars have seen things. It's crucial to get a professional (or become a YouTube pro yourself) to assess the condition of the vehicle before you get carried away by the gavel.
- Know your limits: Set a budget and stick to it. Police auctions can be adrenaline-pumping, and it's easy to get caught up in the bidding frenzy. Don't end up the proud owner of a squad car and a maxed-out credit card.
Bonus Tip: Dress for the part (optional, but highly encouraged)
Show up to the auction rocking your best aviator sunglasses and a fake mustache (optional, but, come on, where's the fun?). Who knows, maybe the intimidating disguise will snag you a bargain basement price!
Tip: The middle often holds the main point.
Disclaimer: I cannot guarantee the effectiveness of the fake mustache, but hey, it can't hurt, right?
With a little preparation and a dash of adventurous spirit, you could be the proud owner of a unique piece of automotive history. Just remember, owning a police car isn't all sunshine and sirens. Be prepared for some quirks, embrace the bumps, and get ready to turn heads (hopefully for the right reasons). Happy bidding!
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