Hangry in Valhalla? A Viking's Guide to Rations (and Avoiding a Hangry Rage)
So you've crash-landed in England, pledged yourself to some fancy hidden ones, and now you're a Viking with a rumbling tummy. Fear not, weary warrior! Food scarcity won't slow down your glorious conquest... as long as you know how to snag some decent rations.
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| How To Get Rations Ac Valhalla |
Berry Bush Blues: The Forager's Struggle
Let's be honest, nibbling on berries like a woodland creature isn't exactly the most glorious way to refuel a fearsome Viking. But hey, beggars can't be choosers, and those bushes are everywhere. Just remember:
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- Quantity over Quality: You'll need to demolish a whole bush (or five) to fill a single ration. Consider it a pre-workout warmup.
- The Full Belly Bonus: Make sure your health is already full before stuffing your face with berries. Otherwise, those tasty treats disappear faster than a longship in a storm.
Pro-Tip: While you're practicing your berry-devouring skills, keep an eye out for glowing blue mushrooms. These bad boys not only fill a ration, but also give Eivor a temporary health regeneration buff. Not a bad deal for a snack found in the dirt.
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Cooking Up a Feast: From Monasteries to Murder
While berries might be the wilderness warrior's go-to, a true Viking appreciates a hearty meal. Here's where things get interesting:
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- Monastery Munchies: Monasteries aren't just for piety and plunder (although there's plenty of that too). Many have convenient little cooking pots bubbling away with delicious (and free!) stew. Just make sure the monks aren't looking when you grab a second helping.
- Dinner and a Deathblow: Raiding Saxon settlements is a great way to snag some supplies. But while you're busy separating heads from shoulders, don't forget to check out their dinner tables. A well-timed raid can provide a week's worth of rations (and some nice silverware if you're feeling fancy).
Word to the Wise: Don't get too attached to any particular side of beef. Battles have a way of getting messy, and sometimes that perfectly roasted chicken ends up looking suspiciously like enemy armor.
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Upgrading Your Grub Pouch: Because Bigger is Always Better
Now you've got a belly full of berries, stew, and maybe the occasional misplaced sausage. But what if you dream of carrying enough food to feed a small village? Fear not, for Eivor can upgrade their ration pouch!
Here's the Skinny: You'll need leather and iron ore, which can be found scattered throughout the world, or purchased from a friendly merchant (once you've built their shop in your settlement, you clever Viking you). With enough resources, you can hold more rations, meaning less time foraging and more time for glorious battle cries!
Remember: A well-stocked ration pouch is a happy Eivor. Don't be that Viking who throws a tantrum in the middle of a raid because they forgot their lunch. Nobody wants to deal with a hangry berserker.
So there you have it! With these tips, you'll be a master ration-acquirer in no time. Now get out there, explore the beautiful (and occasionally berry-filled) landscapes of England, and conquer everything in your path (with a full stomach, of course). Just remember, a happy Eivor is a (slightly less) terrifying Eivor.
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