Lumberjack Kassandra/Alexios: A Guide to Getting Wood in Assassin's Creed Odyssey
Hey there Misthios! Ever felt the crippling anxiety of needing to upgrade your gear, only to realize you're about as well-off for wood as a toothpick factory after a fire? Fear not! This guide will turn you from a whittling enthusiast to a lumberjack extraordinaire (or should that be lumberjack extraordinaire?).
The Merchant's Markup: Buying Wood
Let's be honest, hacking down trees one by one sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry (although the Athenian white does have a certain...je ne sais quoi). For the time-pressed mercenary, there's always the option of buying wood from blacksmiths. It's convenient, and hey, those guys gotta make a living flogging arrows too, right? Just remember, their prices can be steeper than a Spartan's frown, so be prepared to drop some hard-earned drachmae.
But wait! There's a trick. Not all blacksmiths are created equal. Some, particularly those in more rural areas, tend to have a much larger wood supply than their city-slicker counterparts. So, the next time you're out exploring a quaint Peloponnesian village, don't just admire the pottery – check the blacksmith's stock!
Thar She Blows! Naval Raids for Wood
Feeling a bit salty? Why not take your frustration out on some unsuspecting Athenian (or Spartan, depending on your persuasion) galleys? Sinking ships is a surprisingly good way to gather wood – those splintered remains are practically begging to be looted! Bonus points if you can disable the ship before delivering the final blow – a controlled demolition yields more wood than a fiery wreck.
Pro Tip: Need an excuse to start a naval war? Blame it on Hermes! Claim you misplaced your caduceus and those darn sailors must have seen it fall overboard. Just make sure your crew buys the story...
Become One with the Forest: Lootin' Like a Champ
Alright, so maybe you're feeling a touch more…rustic. There's nothing quite like the satisfaction of felling a tree yourself, especially when it nets you a decent amount of wood. Keep your eyes peeled for those shimmering trees. They're practically glowing with the promise of crafting materials, just waiting for your handy-dandy axe.
Don't forget the plunder! Forts, military camps, and bandit outposts are often overflowing with supply crates. These bad boys can be a treasure trove of wood, along with other goodies to keep your gear in tip-top shape.
Remember: A true Spartan never loots a single crate. Go big or go home (with an inventory full of wood)!
Wood You Believe It? You've Got Wood!
There you have it, Misthios! With these tips, you'll be swimming in wood faster than you can say "drachme." Now get out there and upgrade that legendary gear – those mythical beasts won't slay themselves (well, not usually). Just remember, always be prepared, and don't be afraid to get a little creative in your wood-gathering endeavors. After all, in Ancient Greece, a resourceful mercenary is a wealthy mercenary!