So You Want to Ditch Your Stocks? A (Slightly Hysterical) Guide to Selling Shares with Equiniti
Let's face it, we've all been there. You excitedly buy some shares, convinced you're on the fast track to becoming Scrooge McDuck. But then reality hits harder than a rogue shopping cart in the supermarket aisle. The company goes belly-up faster than a free trial subscription, and suddenly those shares are about as valuable as your childhood beanie baby collection.
Fear not, weary investor! This guide will walk you through the delightful** (ahem)** process of selling your shares with Equiniti, the share registrar who will hold your hand (figuratively - social distancing and all that) through this financial tango.
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| How To Sell Shares With Equiniti |
Step 1: Embrace the Online Portal (or Channel Your Inner 80s Salesperson)
Equiniti offers two main ways to sell your shares:
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- The Shareview Portal: This online platform lets you sell with the click of a button (assuming your internet connection cooperates, that is). But first, you'll need to register - a process that can be about as thrilling as watching paint dry.
- Telephone Tango: If you miss the days of dial-up internet and shoulder pads, fret not! You can also call Equiniti to place your trade. Just be prepared to unleash your inner 80s salesperson and charm the socks off the customer service rep.
Bold Text Alert! Make sure Equiniti is the registrar for the company you want to sell from. Trying to sell your shares through the wrong platform is like showing up to a badminton match with a bowling ball - it's just not going to work.
Step 2: The Shareholder Reference Number Hunt
Now comes the fun part (or maybe not so fun): finding your Shareholder Reference Number. This magical number is like the key to your shareholding kingdom, and it's usually printed on your share certificate, tax voucher, or past dividend statements. Basically, anywhere a squirrel might have stashed it for later.
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Top Tip: If you're feeling like Indiana Jones on a quest for the lost ark, don't despair! You can usually find your reference number online through the Shareview Portal (once you've registered, of course).
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Step 3: The Not-So-Grand Finale (But Hopefully a Profitable One)
Once you've navigated the online portal/honed your phone salesmanship and unearthed your Shareholder Reference Number, you're almost there! Just follow the on-screen instructions (or the operator's guidance) to place your trade.
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Remember: Selling shares can take a few days to settle, so don't go booking that yacht just yet (unless it's a really slow yacht).
Congratulations! You've successfully sold your shares! Now you can use the proceeds to:
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- Invest in a more promising company (hopefully one that doesn't involve selling essential oils)
- Treat yourself to that fancy avocado toast you've been eyeing
- Line your birdcage with very expensive birdcage liner (because why not?)
This guide may have been filled with a touch of dramatics, but hopefully, it's helped you navigate the sometimes-confusing world of selling shares with Equiniti. Now go forth and conquer the stock market (or at least get your money back)!
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