So You Wanna Tie the Knot in Washington? A Not-So-Serious Guide to Getting Hitched in the Evergreen State
Congratulations, lovebirds! You've decided to take the plunge and get married in the beautiful state of Washington. But before you get swept away in a whirlwind of Pinterest boards and cake tastings (because, let's be honest, those are the important parts), there's a little legalese to navigate. Fear not, weary romantics, for this guide will be your hilarious (and informative, we promise) companion on the road to wedded bliss in Washington.
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| How To Get Legally Married In Washington State |
Step 1: Apply for a Marriage License - It's Like Applying for a Really Awesome Club
First things first, you need a marriage license. Think of it as your VIP pass to wedded wonder. You can snag this little beauty in person at any county auditor's office in Washington, or some counties even let you apply online (because who wants to wait in line when there's Netflix and takeout?).
Here's what you'll need to bring:
- Valid government-issued photo ID (think driver's licenses or passports) for both of you. No showing up with your library card, Barney.
- The magic application fee (which varies by county, but expect it to be around $70. Consider it an investment in your happily ever after...or at least a really good cake).
- A willingness to answer some questions about your love life that might make your grandma blush (but don't worry, it's all confidential).
Bonus points if you bring:
- Your pet goldfish as your witness. Just kidding (or are we?).
- A sense of humor. This whole marriage thing can get pretty stressful, so laughter is key.
There's also a mandatory three-day waiting period after you get your license before you can say "I do." Think of it as a cooling-off period, in case you have any last-minute jitters (or realize your fianc� secretly collects porcelain clowns).
QuickTip: Look for contrasts — they reveal insights.
Step 2: Find Someone to Officiate - May the Best Officiant Win!
Now you need someone to officiate your ceremony. This could be a judge, a priest, a rabbi, your quirky uncle Morty – whoever is authorized to perform marriages in Washington. Here's your chance to get creative!
- Channel your inner Gatsby and have a roaring twenties-themed ceremony officiated by a flapper in a feather boa.
- Hire a skydiving officiant and get married while plummeting towards earth (not recommended for the faint of heart...or those who get car sick easily).
- Just make sure your officiant is legit and files the paperwork afterwards. Otherwise, all that "I do" was just an expensive rehearsal.
Step 3: The Ceremony - Let the Shenanigans Commence!
This is where the real fun begins! Your ceremony can be as simple or extravagant as you like. Exchange vows under a majestic redwood tree, recite sonnets in a public park, or recreate the entire dance routine from Dirty Dancing (hey, if it works for you!).
Just remember two key things:
- You both need to verbally declare that you take each other as spouses in front of your officiant and two witnesses. That's literally all it takes! The rest is just for show (and those amazing Instagram photos).
- Have fun! This is a celebration of your love, so let your personalities shine through.
Step 4: Return the Signed Certificate - Don't Be That Guy
Once the confetti has settled and the cake crumbs have been swept away, don't forget to return the signed marriage certificate to the county auditor's office. This little piece of paper is what officially makes you a married couple.
Tip: Skim once, study twice.
Pro-tip: Don't be that guy who loses the certificate and has to spend weeks explaining to his spouse why they're not technically married (trust us, it's a conversation you don't want to have).
FAQ: Getting Hitched Washington Style
How to apply for a marriage license in Washington?
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You can apply in person at any county auditor's office or online (depending on the county).
How much does a marriage license cost in Washington?
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The fee varies by county, but expect it to be around $70.
Is there a waiting period to get married in Washington?
Yes, there's a mandatory three-day waiting period after you get your license.
Who can officiate a wedding in Washington?
QuickTip: Slow down if the pace feels too fast.
Judges, clergy members, and anyone else authorized to perform marriages in the state.
What do I need to do after the ceremony?
Return the signed marriage certificate to the county auditor's office.
So there
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