So You Wanna Marry Your Cuz? A Guide to Cousin Coupling in the Concrete Jungle
Ever locked eyes with your favorite childhood playmate across a crowded bodega, only to realize it's your cousin Tony (because let's be honest, that's probably Tony's name in this scenario)? Or maybe you've reconnected with your long-lost relative on Facebook and sparks are flying (figuratively, please; electrical safety is important). But before you bust out the pastel tux and pouffy dress, there's one burning question: can you even marry your cousin in New York?
The Big Apple Says "I Do" (to First Cousins, That Is)
Well, fret no more, lovebirds! Unlike some uptight states (looking at you, Alabama), the Empire State allows first cousins to tie the knot. Now, before you break out the cannoli and invite the whole family (uncle Vinny might get a little weird about it), there are a few things to consider.
- This is New York, Not Nantucket: Just because it's legal here doesn't mean it's legal everywhere. Your cousinly love might not be recognized if you decide to elope to Vegas or, you know, Schenectady.
- Kissing Cousins vs. Second Cousins: Get your family tree straight. New York only allows first cousins to get hitched. Those second cousins you barely remember from that one reunion? Off limits (sorry, Brenda).
But Wait, There's More! (The Not-So-Funny Part)
Now, let's get serious for a sec. Marrying a cousin increases the chances of passing down certain genetic disorders to your offspring. Talking to a genetic counselor is a wise move before taking the plunge.
Remember, this is your decision, but knowledge is power!
On that note, let's get this party back on track! Here are some fun facts (and a rumor) about cousin couples:
- Albert Einstein and Marie Curie? Yep, second cousins!
- Charles Darwin? Married his first cousin. (Though some rumors suggest they secretly regretted it because of their children's health issues.)
How To Cousin-Couple Like a Champ: FAQ
1. How to Find Out If It's Legal in Another State? A quick Google search with "[State name] cousin marriage laws" should do the trick.
2. How to Prepare for a Genetic Counseling Session? Write down your family history of any genetic disorders.
3. How to Deal With Nosy Relatives? A confident "It's legal, and it's our love story" should shut them up. But maybe practice that in the mirror first.
4. How to Find Cousin-Approved Wedding Attire? Let's be real, white tie might be a bit much. Think more Brooklyn chic.
5. How to Navigate Family Gatherings After the Wedding? Just avoid inside jokes about that time little Timmy fell in the well.
There you have it, folks! Your guide to navigating the wacky world of cousin courtship in the Big Apple. Now go forth, find your Tony (or Tanya), and may your love story be epic (and legal)!
