From Chemistry Class Dropout to Ecstasy Empire: How "How To Sell Drugs Online (Fast)" Ended on a High Note (Well, Mostly)
Ah, "How To Sell Drugs Online (Fast)". The German dark comedy that had us cheering for Moritz, the nerdy teen who built a drug empire from his basement. We binged it, we laughed, we maybe (hopefully not) jotted down some questionable business ideas. But where did it all leave our favorite accidental kingpin? Buckle up, fellow internet entrepreneurs (of the legal kind, please) for a dive into the show's wild finale.
Moritz Gets Schooled (Again): Prison Perks and Albanian Power Plays
Let's be honest, jail wasn't exactly on Moritz's life plan. But hey, even behind bars, our boy can't resist a good hustle. Turns out, the prison black market has a surprising demand for high-quality MDMA. Who knew, right? Moritz, ever the innovator, starts whipping up pills using the prison pharmacy's "generous" supply of cough syrup. Yes, you read that right. Apparently, desperation breeds both crime and... questionable chemistry.
But, just as Moritz is about to corner the prison ecstasy market (patent pending on "Cough Syrup Candy"), he gets tangled up with some Albanian gangsters. Let's just say, these guys make Lenny the drug dealer from down the street look like a teddy bear salesman. Turns out, even the dark web has its own version of corporate takeovers.
Lisa: Queen Bee or Bust?
Meanwhile, on the outside world wide web, Lisa, Moritz's on-again-off-again partner-in-crime (and maybe crush?), is trying to hold down the MyDrugs empire. It's not easy being a teenage CEO, especially when your board of directors consists of a bunch of ex-cons and a tech-savvy grandma. Lisa's got to deal with disgruntled customers (turns out, people are picky about their drugs!), international shipping snafus, and oh yeah, the ever-present threat of getting caught by the actual authorities.
The End? More Like a New Chapter (But Hopefully Not in Prison)
The finale leaves us with a cliffhanger that's both satisfying and terrifying. Moritz escapes prison (with a little help from his Albanian "friends"), Lisa (mostly) gets away with it, and MyDrugs... well, MyDrugs might be done for good. But hey, with Moritz's knack for turning lemons into drug money, who knows what his next venture will be? Maybe a motivational speaking tour for recovering teenage drug dealers? The possibilities are endless (though hopefully legal).
How To Sell Drugs Online (Fast) Ending: FAQ
Q: Does Moritz actually get away with it?
A: Kinda. He escapes prison, but his future is pretty murky.
Q: What about Lisa?
A: She avoids jail time, but MyDrugs is likely done for.
Q: Will there be a season 4?
A: As of now, there's no word on a new season.
Q: Is this show a guide on how to actually sell drugs online?
A: Absolutely not! Selling drugs is illegal and dangerous. This show is a work of fiction, people!
Q: So, what's the takeaway?
A: Maybe that building a drug empire from your basement isn't the best life choice. But hey, at least it makes for great entertainment (with a healthy dose of "don't try this at home").
