Grover Washington Jr.: Did He Die of a Killer Sax Solo or Something Much Less Rock and Roll?
Grover Washington Jr., the smooth jazz legend whose saxophone could melt butter (and maybe even your heart), had a career that was anything but smooth when it came to the end. We're not talking about a dramatic stage collapse in a flurry of feathers and pyrotechnics (although that would be one heck of a way to go for a saxophonist). Nope, Grover Washington Jr.'s death was a bit more...anticlimactic.
The Green Room of Doom (or Just a Regular Green Room?)
So, how did this soulful saxophonist shuffle off this mortal coil? Buckle up, because it's about as exciting as watching paint dry. In December 1999, after gracing the stage (well, technically the green room after the stage) of "The Early Show," Grover Washington Jr. decided to, well, not be early anymore. He collapsed while waiting for his ride home, and that was that. Doctors determined the culprit was a massive heart attack. Not exactly the way a music legend wants to go out, but hey, at least it wasn't a rogue maraca to the head.
Conspiracy Theories That Are More Melodic Than They Are Believable
Of course, the internet being the internet, there were a few conspiracy theories swirling around Grover Washington Jr.'s death. Did a jealous rival saxophonist tamper with his smoothie? Was it a case of spontaneous combustion caused by playing those ridiculously smooth licks? Let's be honest, folks, the man probably just had a bad ticker. There's no need to dream up a more elaborate backstory than that.
Rest in peace, Grover Washington Jr. Your music will forever remind us that even Mondays can be smooth.
Grover Washington Jr.'s Death: Frequently Asked Questions (Because Apparently the Internet Needs Answers)
How to avoid a Grover Washington Jr.-esque green room demise?
Simple: Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and maybe avoid that extra slice of pecan pie.
How can I learn to play the saxophone like Grover Washington Jr.?
Practice, practice, practice! And maybe avoid practicing while having a heart attack.
How to score a sweet gig on "The Early Show?"
That one's a tough one. Maybe invent a new morning dance craze?
How can I listen to Grover Washington Jr.'s music?
There are a plethora of streaming services and good old-fashioned record stores at your disposal!
How to channel Grover Washington Jr.'s smooth vibes?
Put on your coolest sunglasses, light some scented candles, and maybe brew a cup of chamomile tea. Instant smooth.