How Long Has Mike McCarthy Been Holding Court in Dallas? A Deep Dive (Kind Of)
The Burning Question on Every Cowboys Fan's Mind
Die-hard Dallas Cowboys fans, buckle up! We're about to embark on a thrilling investigation (well, maybe not that thrilling) to uncover the truth behind a question that's been keeping you up at night: just how long has Mike McCarthy been the head coach of America's Team?
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According to the Dallas Cowboys Fan Handbook (which definitely exists...somewhere), McCarthy arrived in Dallas in a blaze of glory on January 8th, 2020. That means he's been steering the ship for going on four seasons now.
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Hold on a sec, though. Before we declare McCarthy an official Texan, there's a slight detour on our journey to truth. You see, some folks (alright, maybe just a few overzealous sports blogs) might have you believe that McCarthy has been secretly calling Dallas home for years under a cunning disguise.
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But fear not, loyal Cowboys fans! We at the Department of Serious Sports Inquiries (DSSI, completely legit organization) can assure you there's no evidence to support this wild theory. In all likelihood, McCarthy has been diligently coaching and plotting his next Super Bowl run in the bright lights of Dallas for the past four seasons.
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So there you have it, folks! The mystery is solved (sort of). McCarthy's been in Dallas for a respectable chunk of time, and hopefully, he's got a few more championship-caliber seasons up his sleeve. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some important research to conduct on Dak Prescott's throwing arm and the best places to get barbecue in Big D.
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