Florida State's Head Coach Carousel: A Never-Ending Spin Cycle (But Hopefully Not Literally)
Ah, Florida State football. A team known for its passionate fans, fiery garnet apparel, and...well, a revolving door of head coaches that would make your head spin faster than a Jameis Winston scramble (too soon?).
So, how many coaches have donned the garnet and gold visor? Buckle up, buttercup, because this is a wild ride.
There have been 13 head coaches leading the Seminoles since they kicked off their first season in 1902. That's more coaches than some folks have had roommates in college! (Though, hopefully with less drama.) Here's a look at a few of the most notable names:
- The Legend: Bobby Bowden (1970-2009) - The man, the myth, the coaching wins record (304, to be exact) that will likely stand for lightyears at Florida State. Coined the "Chief," Bowden's teams were known for their exciting offense and, of course, his iconic sideline sweater vests.
- The Short-Timer Brigade: We've also had some coaches who lasted about as long as a Tallahassee thunderstorm. Bless their hearts.
But wait, there's more! There was also the one glorious season of Jimbo Fisher (2010-2017), who delivered a national championship in 2013 (cue the celebratory Seminole chop!), then hightailed it for the greener pastures (and richer contracts) of Texas A&M. Sigh.
So, why the coaching carousel? That's a question even the garnet ghosts of Doak Campbell Stadium can't quite answer. Maybe it's the pressure to follow a legend like Bowden. Maybe it's the siren song of a bigger paycheck elsewhere. Who knows? But one thing's for sure: It's kept things interesting for Florida State fans, even if it's given us a few heart attacks along the way.
Hey, at least we're not like that school down south whose mascot looks like a rejected Pokémon character. Am I right? (Just a little friendly jab at our in-state rivals, the Miami Hurricanes. No hard feelings...maybe.)
FAQ: You Ask, We (Sort of) Answer!
How to become the next Florida State head coach?
Well, that's a multi-million dollar question. But having a winning record, a thick skin, and a tolerance for Seminole chants at 3 am might be a good start.
How to survive coaching at Florida State?
- Stock up on Pepto-Bismol.
- Learn to wear a smile, even when your team fumbles the game-winning touchdown.
- Develop a fondness for FSU's fight song. You'll be hearing it a lot.
How to keep track of all the Florida State coaches?
- Invest in a good memory.
- Or, you know, just consult this very informative article you just read.
How to deal with the emotional rollercoaster of being a Florida State fan?
- Deep breaths. Lots of deep breaths.
- Surround yourself with supportive friends (preferably fellow Seminole fans).
- Remember, there's always next season! (Famous last words?)
How to love Florida State anyway? Easy. It's in the heart, the tradition, and the fact that, hey, at least we're not those other guys.
