The Sunshine State's Village People: A Deep Dive (Kind Of)
Florida: land of sunshine, beaches, and... surprisingly few villages? Buckle up, sunshine seekers, because we're about to embark on a thrilling (okay, maybe mildly interesting) quest to uncover the truth about Florida's village population.
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So, How Many Villages We Talking About?
The official numbers, courtesy of the Florida Department of Really Important Stuff (not a real department, but it should be), reveal there are a mere 21 villages scattered across the state. That's like finding a single flamingo amongst a flock of pelicans - a bit of a let down for a state nicknamed "The Sunshine State." Maybe all those retirees flocked to giant retirement communities instead?
Wait a Minute, I Heard About "The Villages!"
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Ah, yes. Here's where things get a little murky. "The Villages" (with a definite article, don't you know) is a massive, age-restricted retirement community in central Florida. It's so big, it spreads across three counties and boasts a population larger than some actual cities! But here's the kicker: technically, it's not a single village, but a census-designated place (CDP). So, it doesn't count towards our official village tally. Think of it as a village imposter, a Kevin Spacey to the Jack Lemmon of villages.
But Seriously, Folks, Are There More Villages Out There?
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Probably! Florida's a big state, and who knows what hidden hamlets might be tucked away. But for official purposes, 21 it is.
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Fun Fact That May or May Not Be Entirely True:
- Counting Florida's villages is a popular past-time amongst bored alligators. Don't worry, they mostly stick to counting toes.
FAQ: Your Burning Village Questions Answered (Hopefully)
How to find a village in Florida?
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- Pull up a map and get exploring! There's a good chance you'll stumble upon a charming little village eventually.
How to tell if something is a village or not?
- Is it small, quaint, and has a general store run by a friendly granny named Millie? It's probably a village. Is it a giant retirement community with its own golf courses and movie theaters? Not a village (looking at you, The Villages!)
How to live like a villager in Florida?
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- Move to a village (see question 1) and learn to crochet. Bonus points for mastering the art of pie-baking.
How to avoid alligators while village-hunting?
- Stay out of swamps! This one's pretty self-explanatory.
How many villages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Trick question! Villages don't screw in lightbulbs, they have flickering gas lamps that add to the ambiance.
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