Soaking Up the Scenery (and Avoiding Clickers): A Guide to Escaping the Subway in The Last of Us
Let's face it, the Boston T wasn't exactly a tourist destination pre-apocalypse, and it certainly doesn't win any awards for post-apocalyptic charm in The Last of Us. Flooded tunnels, lurking Clickers with a serious case of the Mondays, and the ever-present worry that your travel buddy might not be such a great swimmer – escaping the subway can feel like an episode of Wipeout with less slime and more fungus. But fear not, fellow survivors! This guide will equip you with the knowledge (and hopefully some duct tape) to navigate the watery depths and reach the glorious, mold-free outside.
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| How To Escape The Subway In The Last Of Us |
Step 1: Embrace Your Inner Mermaid (…Maybe Not)
First things first, you're going to get wet. Accept it. Now, unlike our plucky protagonist Ellie, you might not be exactly Michael Phelps. Don't worry, this aquatic adventure doesn't require Olympic-level swimming. Just be prepared to paddle your way through some murky water – think more doggy paddle, less synchronized swimming.
Pro Tip: If you see a conveniently placed inner tube, by all means, snag it! Fashion sense goes out the window when Clickers are on your tail (or should we say, fin?).
Step 2: Become Ellie's Personal Tugboat (But Cooler)
Remember Ellie? The spunky teenager who can't quite seem to grasp the concept of personal space? Yeah, she's not exactly built for long-distance swims. Luckily, you're there! You'll need to locate a handy pallet floating around (because post-apocalyptic water apparently comes fully furnished). Use your superhuman strength (or just some good old fashioned pushing) to drag it across the water for Ellie to use as a makeshift raft.
Tip: Reread sections you didn’t fully grasp.
Safety First: While tempting, avoid using Ellie as a makeshift paddle. It might be funny (to you), but trust us, she won't appreciate it.
Step 3: Ascend Like a Post-Apocalyptic Marlin
Once Ellie reaches dry land (or at least a slightly less damp platform), it's time for the grand finale: getting out! Look for a ladder precariously perched on a ledge just out of reach. Here's where your inner gymnast comes in play. Boost Ellie up (think cheerleader toss, not gentle nudge) so she can grab the ladder and make a triumphant escape.
Boss Battle: You might encounter a particularly grumpy Clicker guarding the exit. Remember, distraction is your friend! Toss a brick, chuck a molotov (just be careful not to light yourself on fire in the process), do whatever it takes to get that Clicker to look the other way while Ellie ascends to safety.
Tip: Keep scrolling — each part adds context.
You Did It! (Mostly)
Congratulations! You've successfully escaped the watery depths of the Boston subway and lived to tell the tale (hopefully). Now, onto drier pastures (hopefully not filled with spores).
Important Note: This guide assumes a moderate level of athleticism, a healthy dose of courage, and a complete disregard for personal hygiene.
Frequently Asked Subway Escape Questions:
How to Avoid Getting Eaten by Clickers?
Reminder: Focus on key sentences in each paragraph.
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Stealth is key! Make as little noise as possible and avoid attracting their attention. If all else fails, run like the apocalypse depends on it (because it kinda does).
How to Get Ellie Across the Water?
Find the floating pallet and use your superior strength (or some well-placed shoves) to drag it to her.
QuickTip: Read with curiosity — ask ‘why’ often.
How to Get Out of the Subway After Ellie?
Boost Ellie up to reach the ladder and let her do the heavy lifting (literally).
How to Deal with a Grumpy Clicker Guarding the Exit?
Distraction is your best friend! Throw objects, use molotovs (safely!), do whatever it takes to get them to look away while Ellie escapes.
How to Not Freak Out When Everything Feels Hopeless?
Deep breaths! Remember, you've got this. Just focus on one step at a time, and maybe sing a showtune to keep your spirits up.
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