You Got a Problem? Denzel Washington's Got a Solution (and a Streaming Service) - How to Watch The Equalizer
Let's face it, sometimes life throws punches that leave you feeling like a beat-up punching bag. Maybe your landlord's gone rogue and is demanding a rent increase the size of Godzilla. Perhaps your neighbor's opera-singing career is giving your sanity a wedgie. That's when you need Robert McCall, a.k.a. The Equalizer, Denzel Washington in a pair of seriously awesome jeans.
This movie isn't just about a retired black ops dude who moonlights as a vigilante. It's about justice, about putting the smackdown on bad guys who think they can run amok. And hey, if watching Denzel Washington dispense a little righteous fury is your therapy of choice, well, we're not here to judge (much).
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So, how do you get your Equalizer fix? Buckle up, movie buff, because we're about to break it down.
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Stream Team Assemble! Where to Find The Equalizer
There are more ways to watch The Equalizer than there are wrinkles on Robert McCall's forehead (which, let's be honest, is not very many). Here's your cheat sheet:
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- Netflix: The OG of streaming has The Equalizer waiting in its digital vault. Just be prepared for a potential "Are you still watching?" guilt trip from Netflix halfway through if you're marathoning action movies.
- Starz Apple TV Channel: If you're already rocking the Apple TV fam, you can snag The Equalizer through the Starz channel. Easy peasy.
- Rental Rhapsody: Craving The Equalizer for a night only? Digital stores like Apple TV, Google Play, and YouTube have you covered with a rental option. Just remember, with great rental power comes great forgetting-to-return-it-and-getting-a-surprise-fee responsibility.
Important Side Note: While we haven't seen it levitating on any shelves lately, you might also be able to find a physical copy of The Equalizer on DVD or Blu-ray. Crazy, right?
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FAQ: Your Burning Equalizer Questions Answered (Finally!)
- How much butt-kicking is there? A whole lot. We're talking enough flying fists and fancy footwork to make Jackie Chan jealous.
- Is it appropriate for family movie night? Maybe hold off on showing this one to the kiddos. There's some violence and themes that might be a bit much for younger viewers.
- Will it make me want to take up vigilante justice? Not recommended. Leave the butt-kicking to the professionals (like Denzel Washington).
- What if I don't have any of these streaming services? Do a friend a favor and offer to make some popcorn in exchange for a movie night invite. Sharing is caring!
- Is there a sequel? You bet your sweet bippy there is! The Equalizer 2 is also out there in the streaming wilderness, so you can get your double dose of Denzel.
So there you have it! Now you're all set to watch The Equalizer and witness the glorious return of Denzel Washington as a man with a mysterious past and a whole lot of skills. Just remember, if you ever find yourself in a situation that requires a real-life equalizer, maybe call the police instead. They might not be as stylish, but they probably have better health insurance.
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