Washington D.C.: More Than Just Politics (Probably)
So you're thinking about a trip to Washington D.C. – land of power suits, monuments that make you feel like an ant, and enough marble to build a small country. But fear not, weary traveler! D.C. is more than just a stuffy museum (or ten). Here's your guide to navigating the nation's capital, without getting caught in a filibuster (that's a Senate thing, look it up).
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Hit the Monuments (But Maybe Not Literally)
D.C. is basically a monument theme park, with the Washington Monument as your center point. Pro Tip: Don't try to outrun Abe Lincoln at the Lincoln Memorial (you'll lose. That man strides with purpose). Take your obligatory photos, pretend to hear echoes of famous speeches, and maybe reenact scenes from National Treasure (security guards permitting).
Feeling peckish? Hit up one of the many food trucks lining the National Mall. Just avoid the ones run by suspicious-looking pigeons (they're probably selling expired birdseed).
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Smithsonian Institution: Museums for Every Obsession (Even Your Strange Uncle's)
There's a Smithsonian museum for everything: dinosaurs, airplanes, sparkly rocks, even the history of American underwear (yes, really). Fair warning: These museums are vast. You could get lost for days amongst dinosaur bones or mummies (just don't blink twice, they might come alive).
Need a museum break? Head to the National Air and Space Museum and marvel at the Wright Flyer. Then, look up and be humbled by the enormity of a spaceship. It'll put your uncle's sock collection in perspective.
Tip: Rest your eyes, then continue.
Explore Beyond the Mall (D.C. Has More Than Grass!)
Yes, there's life beyond the National Mall! Georgetown is a charming neighborhood with cobblestone streets, boutiques, and enough cupcakes to satisfy your sugar cravings for a month. Feeling fancy? Spot a celebrity politician at Cafe Milano (don't be creepy, just a friendly wave will do).
History buff? Arlington National Cemetery is a moving experience. Take a respectful stroll and learn about America's war heroes.
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Nightlife: From Power Suits to Power Ballads
D.C. isn't just for suits by day. By night, rooftop bars transform into trendy hangouts, and Adams Morgan comes alive with live music. Belt out your best karaoke rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" – who knows, you might serenade a senator (don't recommend it, they might have security detail).
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Feeling classy? Catch a performance at the Kennedy Center. It's fancier than your high school play, promise.
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D.C. FAQ: How to Adult While Touring
How to score free stuff? Many Smithsonian museums offer free admission! Check their websites for details.
How to avoid crowds? Visit during the off-season (winter can be chilly, but the monuments are practically deserted).
How to get around? The Metro is a convenient and affordable way to navigate the city. Just be prepared for interesting conversations during rush hour.
How to dress? Pack layers – D.C. weather can be unpredictable. And comfortable shoes – there's a lot of walking involved.
How to avoid ending up in a political debate with a stranger? Just smile and nod. Unless you're feeling feisty, then by all means, engage!
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