D.C.'s A-List: Living Amongst the Monuments (and Maybe Politicians)
Ever wondered who walks the same (presumably very important) sidewalks as you in Washington D.C.? Well, besides lobbyists and senators in power suits, there's a surprising number of celebrities who call the capital home.
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From the Big Screen to the Big House
Hollywood Royalty: Yes, believe it or not, A-listers do exist outside of Los Angeles! Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have been spotted strolling through Georgetown like regular folks. Maybe they were on their way to grab some power lunches...with superpowers?
Funny Business: D.C. isn't all seriousness. Comedy legend Dave Chappelle chills out in the city, perhaps using real-life political situations for future stand-up routines. Just don't ask him to walk behind the President on Pennsylvania Avenue.
Shhh...It's a Political Power Couple!
The Obamas: Okay, this one's a no-brainer. Former President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama still reside in the Kalorama neighborhood. Now that's some serious star power, even if they are retired from the White House.
Not Your Average Lobbyists: Kellyanne Conway and George Conway, a political power couple themself, make their home in D.C. Maybe they hold epic strategy sessions over brunch...or maybe they just cancel each other out at home?
Bonus: Maybe Not Exactly A-List, But Definitely Interesting
- Amazon's Big Buy: Jeff Bezos, the billionaire founder of Amazon, owns a massive mansion in D.C. Maybe he uses it as a secret la lair to plot world domination with Alexa? Just kidding...probably.
So, there you have it! Next time you're in D.C., keep your eyes peeled. You never know who you might bump into...unless it's a congressman, then it's probably inevitable.
Frequently Asked Questions (For the Aspiring D.C. Celebrity Neighbor)
How to become famous enough to live in D.C.?
QuickTip: Don’t skim too fast — depth matters.
That's the million-dollar question (or maybe a few billion in Bezos' case). There's no guaranteed path, but hard work and a little luck never hurt!
How to score an invite to an A-list D.C. party?
QuickTip: Copy useful snippets to a notes app.
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This might be even harder than getting famous. Maybe try befriending a senator...or becoming a senator yourself?
How to casually bump into Goldie Hawn while walking my dog?
QuickTip: Go back if you lost the thread.
Pure chance, my friend. But hey, if it happens, be sure to get a selfie!
How to avoid accidentally giving Jeff Bezos a wedgie?
Tip: Reread complex ideas to fully understand them.
Probably best to just stay off his property altogether.
How to turn my D.C. condo into a celebrity magnet?
Honestly, just being in D.C. helps. But maybe put out some welcome cookies shaped like the Capitol dome?
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