Washington: It's Not Just About the Monuments (But Maybe It Should Be Made of Chocolate?)
Ah, Washington! Land of democracy, soaring eagles, and... food? That's right, folks, there's more to this state (or is it a district? Don't get me started) than just politics. Buckle up, because we're about to embark on a delicious journey through the culinary delights of Washington, D.C. and Washington State!
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From the Sea to Your Stomach: Aquatic Delights of Washington
Dungeness Crab: Pinchy But Oh-So-Worth-It
Forget those wimpy little supermarket crabs. Washington boasts the Dungeness crab, a colossal crustacean with enough meat to satisfy even the hungriest human. Just crack that shell (carefully, please, no bloodshed!) and savor the sweet, succulent goodness within.
Oysters: The Freshest Pearls You'll Ever Swallow
Washington's icy waters are a breeding ground for some of the most incredible oysters on the planet. Whether you like them raw, grilled, Rockefeller-ed (that's a fancy way of saying baked with cheese and spinach), these briny bivalves are a must-try for any seafood lover.
Salmon: The King (or Queen) of the Washington Fish Scene
Reminder: Take a short break if the post feels long.
Salmon is practically synonymous with Washington. From the majestic Chinook to the feisty Sockeye, these fish come in all shapes and sizes, and all bursting with flavor. Smoked, grilled, baked in a cedar plank – you name it, Washington does it with salmon.
Bonus Round: Geoduck
Feeling adventurous? Look up "geoduck." Just trust me, it's an experience.
From the Farm to Your Fork: Washington's Agricultural Bounty
Washington's Apples: So Good, They Should Be Named After the State... Oh Wait.
Seriously, folks, Washington apples are legendary. From the crisp and tart Granny Smiths to the juicy and sweet Fujis, there's a perfect apple for every taste.
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Rainier Cherries: A Pop of Sweetness in Every Bite
These plump, deep red cherries are a Washington state treasure. Bite into one and you'll be met with an explosion of flavor that's both sweet and tart. Perfect for eating straight from the box (don't judge!), or incorporating into pies, tarts, or even cocktails (because, why not?).
Don't Forget the Veggies!
Washington isn't all about fruit. Asparagus, rhubarb, and even lentils thrive in the state's fertile soil.
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How to Eat Your Way Through Washington: A Tourist's Guide
Don't be afraid to get fancy. Washington D.C. boasts Michelin-starred restaurants and award-winning chefs. Splurge on a night out and see what culinary magic they can create.
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But don't forget the simple pleasures. Grab a fresh-from-the-d fryer doughnut at a local bakery, or hit up a food truck for some international eats.
Important Tip: Pace yourself. There's a lot of good food in Washington, and you don't want to miss out on anything by overstuffing yourself on day one.
Washington FAQ: Your Burning Food Questions Answered (Finally!)
How to Cook a Dungeness Crab?
Google it, my friend. But trust me, the struggle is worth the reward.
How to Eat an Oyster?
QuickTip: Slow scrolling helps comprehension.
Slide that sucker down your gullet! (Okay, maybe a little more finesse is involved. Consult a helpful YouTube video.)
How to Tell the Difference Between a Granny Smith and a Fuji Apple?
Granny Smiths are green and tart. Fujis are red/pink and sweet. Easy peasy.
How to Find Fresh Washington Cherries?
Hit up a farmer's market during cherry season (June-August).
How to Resist Eating All the Food in Washington in One Sitting?
Deep breaths. Meditation. Maybe bring some stretchy pants.
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