So You Want to Be Washington's Neighbor? Here's Your Guide (Because Let's Face It, Canada Doesn't Count... As a Neighbor)
Ah, Washington state. The land of evergreen forests, misty mornings, and enough coffee to jumpstart a small nation. But have you ever wondered, as you're sipping your latte and gazing out at Mount Rainier, "Who are Washington's chill roommates? Who shares snacks with the Emerald State?" Well, my friend, you've come to the right place!
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| What States Are Near Washington |
The Neighbors You'll Actually See (Unless You Squint Really Hard)
Oregon: The "Hey, can I borrow some sugar?" Neighbor
- Sharing a border to the south, Oregon is like that friendly neighborhood where you can always count on a cup of sugar (or a craft beer, more likely). Just be prepared for friendly debates about whose coffee is superior.
Idaho: The "Mostly keeps to themselves, but brings a killer potato salad to the potluck" Neighbor
- Over on the east side, Idaho keeps things chill. They've got their mountains, we've got ours. Every now and then, they might bring over some delicious potato salad, but otherwise, it's a peaceful coexistence.
Bonus Neighbor (Because We Can't Help Ourselves):
- Pacific Ocean: The "Great for borrowing floaties, terrible at returning them" Neighbor
- Technically not a state, but the Pacific Ocean is definitely Washington's closest (and arguably wettest) neighbor. Perfect for borrowing some waves to surf, but don't expect those floaties back anytime soon.
But Wait, There's More! (Because Geography Can Be Tricky)
- Canada (Specifically British Columbia): The "We're technically related, but let's not dwell on it" Neighbor
- Up north, across the border, lies British Columbia. We share a history, sure, but let's not get into that whole family tree business. Just know they've got some stunning mountains too, and maybe a slightly different take on maple syrup.
Important Note: While Canada is a fantastic place, for the purposes of this very important neighborhood watch program, we're just focusing on US states. Sorry, Canada, you're invited to the next barbecue, though!
FAQ: Washington's Neighborhood Association
How to move to a state near Washington? Do your research! Each state has its own charm. Oregon is great for outdoorsy coffee lovers, Idaho for those who enjoy wide-open spaces, and the Pacific Ocean...well, for those who can breathe underwater (not recommended).
How to be a good neighbor to Washington? Bring a welcome basket! Maybe some locally brewed beer or some fresh seafood. And be prepared for some serious rain gear discussions.
How to tell the difference between Washington and D.C.? Look for mountains! Seriously though, D.C. has monuments and museums, Washington has forests and whales. Easy peasy.
How to visit Washington's neighboring states? Pack your bags and hit the road! Oregon and Idaho are both easy drives from Washington. Just remember, the Pacific Ocean might require a boat (or possibly a very large pool float).
How to convince Washington to share its coffee? Good luck. Seriously, they're not giving up that bean juice easily. Maybe try a friendly trade? Offer some delicious potato salad (Idaho style) and see what happens.
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