WSU Upsets UW: The Apple Cup Turns Upside Down (and Seattle Melts)
Uh oh, Husky fans. Buckle up, because we're venturing into a scenario that would make the Space Needle spin: Washington State University pulling off a victory over the University of Washington in the Apple Cup. Yes, you read that right. The crimson tide (well, more of a crimson trickle lately) shocks the purple masses and claims bragging rights for the year. But what exactly happens when the Cougars conquer? Let's dive into the delightful chaos.
Seattle in Shambles (But Don't Worry, It's Mostly Rain-Related)
Imagine this: the morning after the victory. You wake up in Pullman to sunshine and a smug grin plastered across your face. Meanwhile, in Seattle, a city perpetually on the verge of tears thanks to the weather, the downpour intensifies. But this time, it's a mix of rain and...well, let's just say there's a suspicious amount of purple Gatorade flowing freely through the streets. Ferry horns blare a mournful dirge, and seagulls squawk in confusion as they dodge umbrellas emblazoned with heartbroken Husky logos.
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The Cougs Roam Free (and Maybe Take Over Canada)
Pullman, Washington, transforms into a nonstop party. Frat houses erupt in a chorus of "Cougar Fight Songs" that can be heard from neighboring states (sorry, Idaho). The Palouse wheat fields ripple with the joyous leaps of crimson-clad students. WSU coach Jake Dickert is carried around on the shoulders of his players, promising to lead them all on a celebratory raid of the nearest Canadian Tim Hortons (because, let's be honest, those donuts are amazing).
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National Recognition (Maybe)
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While the national media might be too busy fawning over the next big upset in the SEC, WSU might get a blip on SportsCenter. Headlines like "Pac-12 Shocker: WSU Stuns Washington" and "Is This the Year the Cougs Rise Again?" might flicker across the screen for a hot second before everyone forgets and moves on. But hey, a win is a win, right?
How to Prepare for a WSU Victory (Just in Case)
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- Stock Up on Crimson: Dust off those old WSU shirts and beanies. You'll need them for the victory parade (or, you know, just walking around campus).
- Hide the Husky Gear: Your roommate might not appreciate finding their favorite Husky jersey mysteriously dyed a vibrant crimson.
- Prepare Your Escape Route: If you live in Seattle and the Husky tears become a tsunami, you might need a kayak.
- Practice Your Best "Go Cougs!" Cheer: You don't want to be caught off guard when the victory chants erupt.
- Canadian Border Patrol Hotline: In case Coach Dickert's celebratory Tim Hortons raid gets a little too ambitious. (Just kidding...mostly.)
So, there you have it. A glimpse into the glorious, slightly terrifying, and undoubtedly meme-worthy world of a WSU Apple Cup victory. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some crimson face paint.
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