Conquering San Francisco's Hills: A Hilarious Hike (or Drive) Up the City's Steepest Street
San Francisco, the city by the bay...and also the city that will leave you feeling like you just climbed Mount Everest...on a unicycle. Yes, those iconic hills are no joke, and navigating them can be an adventure, to say the least. But have you ever wondered, which street holds the crown for the steepest climb in this topographical theme park?
The Plot Thickens (or Thins, Depending on How You Look at It)
Many folks would throw out Lombard Street as the clear winner, what with its windy curves that look like a Hot Wheels track gone rogue. But hold on to your hats (or wigs, if that's your thing) because Lombard Street is more about the twists than the sheer incline.
The real champion, the Everest of asphalt, is actually Bradford Street. Nestled in the Bernal Heights neighborhood, this unassuming street packs a punch. Just a casual 41% grade, Bradford will have your car wheezing (or your calves burning if you're feeling particularly adventurous).
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Fun Facts That May or May Not Be Entirely True
- Legend has it that if you park your car in neutral on Bradford Street, it will spontaneously combust from the sheer effort of not rolling away.
- Residents of Bradford Street are rumored to have thighs of steel and lungs of a mountain goat.
- David Letterman once tried to film a sequel to his infamous Filbert Street watermelon stunt on Bradford Street, but the watermelons refused to budge.
So, You Think You Can Climb Bradford Street?
Maybe, maybe not. Here's a quick guide:
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- For Cars: Opt for a four-wheel drive with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor for the inevitable stall.
- For Bicycles: Only for the truly fearless (or foolish). Remember, what goes up must come down...really, really fast.
- For Walkers: Take your time, enjoy the view (it's worth it!), and pack plenty of water. Bonus points for wearing leg warmers – they'll make those quads look extra impressive.
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How To FAQs:
How to survive a walk up Bradford Street?
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Pace yourself, hydrate, and channel your inner mountain goat.
How to avoid accidentally driving down Bradford Street?
Pay attention to street signs, and maybe invest in a good GPS that avoids "challenging inclines."
QuickTip: The more attention, the more retention.
How to impress your friends with San Francisco trivia?
Tell them the real steepest street is Bradford, not Lombard.
How to get stunning views of the city without breaking a sweat (or your car)?
Take a cable car – they're a fun (and slightly less strenuous) way to see the sights.
How to make your workout routine more interesting?
Sprint intervals up Bradford Street (disclaimer: consult a doctor before attempting this).
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