Whitney Houston: More American Than Apple Pie (But Hopefully With Fewer Crumbles)
Ah, Whitney Houston. The voice that could make you cry, dance, and belt out a power ballad like you were auditioning for American Idol (emphasis on the American Idol). But then a question pops into your head, a question so existential it could rival Kierkegaard: What nationality is Whitney Houston?
Hold on to your cowboy hats, folks, because this is a situation more dramatic than a Whitney Houston music video (and that's saying something).
The Shocking Truth™ (Spoiler Alert: It's Not That Shocking)
We all know Whitney could deliver a killer national anthem, but for those playing geo-guessing-game-with-singers, here's the big reveal: Whitney Elizabeth Houston was American. Born and raised in the great state of New Jersey, she was as American as baseball, fireworks, and questionable fast-food portions.
But Didn't She Sing Like an Angel?
Okay, that's a fair point. Whitney's voice had a power and range that defied explanation. Maybe she was channeling some celestial being, but one thing's for sure: her talent was out of this world (although definitely from planet Earth).
So Why the Confusion?
Well, maybe it's because Whitney's music transcended borders. Her soulful voice touched hearts around the world, making her a global icon. She broke down racial barriers in the music industry, proving that great music speaks a universal language (although some folks might argue that language is belting it out like you mean it).
In Conclusion: Let the Music Play (Everywhere)
Whitney Houston's nationality might not be a mind-blowing plot twist, but it's a reminder of the unifying power of music. So, crank up your favorite Whitney jam, celebrate the diversity of human experience, and maybe grab a slice of apple pie (because, hey, America).