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Why is AT&T Down in Houston? A Modern Tragedy
So, let's talk about the elephant in the room, or rather, the giant, invisible, infuriating elephant that's been hogging all the bandwidth in Houston: AT&T. Why, oh why, has this digital behemoth decided to take a nap right when you needed to check your cat memes?
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The Digital Apocalypse
It's like the world ended, but instead of zombies, we got angry emoji-throwers. No internet means no cat videos, no online shopping, and worst of all, no way to stalk your ex on social media. It's a first-world problem, sure, but it's a big first-world problem.
Possible Culprits: Aliens, Cats, or Overworked Engineers?
We can speculate all day, but here are the most likely suspects:
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- Aliens: Maybe they're finally tired of our reality TV shows and decided to pull the plug.
- Cats: A global conspiracy of cats, united by their love for yarn and hatred for humans, could be behind this.
- Overworked Engineers: Let's be real, these people are probably burning the midnight oil to fix this mess. They deserve a raise and a long vacation.
What to Do When the Internet Dies
- Embrace the Old Ways: Remember books? Or talking to real people? It's a thing.
- Learn a New Skill: Knitting, playing an instrument, or mastering the art of staring at the wall.
- Panic Buying: Stock up on instant ramen and toilet paper, just in case.
How to Survive an AT&T Outage
- How to find your inner peace: Meditate, practice deep breathing, or count the number of hairs on your head.
- How to entertain yourself offline: Board games, puzzles, or people-watching.
- How to stay calm when your phone is useless: Remember, it's just a phone.
- How to avoid blaming the cable guy: It's probably not their fault.
- How to appreciate the internet more when it comes back: Cherish every cat video.
Let's hope AT&T gets its act together soon. Until then, may the force (or at least a strong Wi-Fi signal) be with you.
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