You Don't Need a Passport (Just a Hoagie): Your Guide to Pennsylvania's New Jersey Border
Ah, New Jersey. Land of diners, the best boardwalk fries this side of the Mississippi, and...well, let's not get into that whole "what exit are we on?" debate. But hey, for those Pennsylvanians with a hankering for a taste of the Garden State (or maybe just in desperate need of, ahem, "authentic" New York pizza), there's good news! You don't have to break the bank on plane tickets. Pennsylvania has a whole section that's practically shaking hands with New Jersey across the Delaware River.
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So, You Wanna Be a Pennsylvanian-Jerseyan?
First things first, you gotta pick your spot. Pennsylvania's got a good chunk of border real estate, so it depends what you're after.
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- City Slicker Vibes: Head to the Lehigh Valley (think Allentown, Bethlehem, Easton) for a mix of urban grit and historic charm. You'll be close enough to catch a game at Philly's Citizens Bank Park, but also within spitting distance of all things Jerseylicious.
- Nature Lover's Paradise: The Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area is your jam. Hike, kayak, or just breathe in the fresh air – all while knowing New Jersey's rolling hills are a stone's throw away.
- History Buff Heaven: Bucks County boasts Revolutionary War sites and charming towns like New Hope and Doylestown. Plus, you're close enough to Trenton, New Jersey's capital, to brush up on your American history trivia.
Pro Tip: No matter where you choose, be prepared for a potential language barrier. Yes, they speak English in both states, but you might need a translator for deciphering between a hoagie and a sub.
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Don't Be a Lost Tourist (Even Though You Technically Aren't One)
Okay, so you've picked your Pennsylvania-New Jersey border adventure zone. Here are a few things to keep in mind:
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- Pack for All Seasons: The weather can be a bit unpredictable on the border. Be prepared for sunshine, sudden downpours, and maybe even a rogue snowball fight in the winter (courtesy of New Jersey, probably).
- Brush Up on Your Tolls: The bane of many a driver's existence. Just be prepared to cough up some cash for those scenic bridge crossings (because, let's face it, the view of the Delaware River is pretty darn spectacular).
- Embrace the Dual Identity: You're in a unique spot! Revel in the fact that you can have cheesesteaks for lunch and be at the Jersey Shore in time for dinner.
Remember: You're the best of both worlds now, Pennsylvanian-Jerseyan extraordinaire!
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FAQ
How to Talk Like a Local:
- Practice differentiating between "hoagie" and "sub."
- Learn to appreciate the finer points of scrapple.
- Master the art of the casual "yo."
How to Celebrate Your New Bi-State Life:
- Throw a tailgate party that incorporates both cheesesteaks and pork roll.
- Organize a scenic hike that ends with boardwalk fries.
- Learn how to cheer for both the Eagles and the Giants (at different times, of course).
How to Avoid Toll Booth Trauma:
- Invest in an E-ZPass for smoother sailing.
- Plan your route to minimize toll bridges.
- Practice deep breathing exercises for those inevitable traffic jams.
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