You Heard Right, Baseball Fans! The Giants Are Actually Playing Today (Maybe)
Let's face it, folks, the San Francisco Giants haven't exactly been setting the world on fire this season. In fact, you might be forgiven for thinking they'd taken an extended vacation to Tahiti. But fear not, baseball fans (or those desperately avoiding housework)! The boys in orange and black are gracing us with their presence on the field today!
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| What Time Will The San Francisco Giants Play Today |
But Seriously, When is the Game?
Alright, alright, enough with the dramatics. You probably just want to know the actual time. Buckle up, because here it comes...drumroll please...**the San Francisco Giants take on the Los Angeles Dodgers at Oracle Park today, with a game time of 1:45 pm PDT (or 7:45 pm for those of you on the East Coast using oven mitts as clocks).
Yes, you read that right. 1:45 pm. Not midnight. Not a fever dream.
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So, Like, Should I Set an Alarm?
That depends. Here's a handy dandy flowchart to help you decide:
- Are you a die-hard Giants fan who would walk through a blizzard for a Brandon Crawford double play? Set 10 alarms, put on your lucky socks, and maybe even start prepping that victory dance.
- Are you vaguely aware that there's a baseball team in San Francisco and wouldn't mind some afternoon entertainment? Set a reminder, maybe browse some Doge memes in the meantime, and saunter over to the game whenever you feel like it.
- Do you find the sound of a bat cracking a baseball more offensive than a pigeon stealing your french fries? This game might not be your cup of tea (or lukewarm Budweiser, as the case may be).
Ultimately, the decision is yours, my friend.
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Giants Game FAQ: You Asked, We (Kind Of) Answered
How to get to Oracle Park? Public transport, ride-sharing, or a well-timed catapult launch (not recommended).
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How much are tickets? More than a bag of stale peanuts, but probably less than a kidney on the black market.
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What should I wear? Anything that screams "I support a team that might, possibly, maybe win a game this season."
What food should I get? The classic ballpark staples: overpriced hotdogs, questionable nachos, and existential dread (because, let's be honest, it's the Giants).
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How many times will I yell 'Fire Bochy' at the TV? That, my friend, is a question only you can answer.
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