Laser Sights in Illinois: Pointing is Apparently a Crime (in Some Places)
Ah, Illinois, the land of Lincoln, deep dish pizza, and... laser sight restrictions? Yep, you read that right. While the state itself doesn't have a ban on these handy aiming tools, there are a couple of cities that apparently think pointing a little red dot is a public menace.
The Windy City Says "No Way" to the Red Ray
The first city on our list is none other than Chicago, the City of Broad Shoulders and, apparently, narrow views on laser sights. For reasons as clear as a disco ball in a fog machine, Chicago has a ban on attaching these aiming devices to firearms. Maybe they're worried gangsters will become laser tag champions? Or perhaps they just don't like the aesthetic? Whatever the reason, if you're caught with a laser sight in Chitown, be prepared for a less-than-illuminating experience with the Chicago PD.
Beyond Beantown: Another City Joins the Anti-Laser League
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But Chicago isn't the only Illinois city with a laser aversion. Tucked away north of the Windy City, the charming town of Evanston also has a ban on these sights. Look, Evanston, we get it. You're known for your Northwestern University nerds and fancy brunch spots. Maybe lasers seem a little too "high-tech" for your vibe. But come on, a little red dot never hurt anyone (well, maybe except for a stray moth or two).
So You Wanna Light Up the Night (With a Laser Sight, Not a Disco Ball)
If you're planning a trip to Illinois and wondering if you can pack your laser-equipped firearm, here's the short and sweet:
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- Chicago: No lasers. Leave them at home or risk a not-so-fun interaction with the law.
- Everywhere Else: You're (probably) in the clear. But hey, it never hurts to double-check local ordinances before you go all RoboCop with your sights.
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FAQ: Laser Sight Blues in Illinois
How to find out if a specific Illinois city bans laser sights?
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A quick Google search with "[City Name] + laser sight laws" should do the trick.
How to deal with the disappointment of not being able to use your laser sight?
Channel your inner Robin Hood and practice your archery skills instead. Just don't shoot any arrows in city limits.
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How to convince your friends in Chicago that laser sights are cool?
Laser tag nights? Highlighting the improved accuracy for self-defense (consult a lawyer before using this tactic)? Honestly, good luck, soldier.
How to make your own DIY laser sight (not recommended)?
We're not getting sued today. Don't even think about it.
How to find a good deep dish pizza place in Chicago (since you can't use a laser sight)?
Now that's a question we can answer! Lou Malnati's, Gino's East, Pizzeria Uno - take your pick, laser-less friend.
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