Taking the plunge: Melbourne to Tassie - Ocean Odyssey or Oceanic Ordeal?
So, you've conquered the Yarra River (or at least doggy-paddled a respectable distance), and the allure of the ocean beckons. You crave a challenge that screams "hold my beer" to the rest of the world. But wait, why settle for a measly dip across the bay when you can attempt the Melbourne to Tasmania Super Swim?
But First, Let's Talk Distance, Baby!
Because here's the thing, mate: Tasmania isn't exactly a bathtub hop away. We're talking about a watery expanse called the Bass Strait, a cool (and sometimes not-so-cool) 240-ish kilometres of ocean. That's further than some sharks can smell a snag on the barbie.
So, Can You Do It?
Technically? Maybe. With gills, flippers sponsored by NASA, and the unwavering support of a large, well-armed yacht full of marine biologists and your cheering squad (think toga-clad hype men), perhaps. But for the average human, the answer leans towards a resounding "no."
The Not-So-Friendly Neighbourhood Committee
Let's paint a mental picture: you're out there, rhythmically stroking, and BAM! A Great White the size of a small car decides to check out your new wetsuit. Or maybe the weather throws a tantrum, whipping up waves that would make Poseidon himself seasick. Hypothermia? Ocean currents that would send you on a one-way ticket to Antarctica? These are all very real possibilities.
But Don't Despair, Adventurous Souls!
While the Melbourne to Tassie swim might be best left to the Aquaman wannabes, there are alternatives!
Channel Your Inner Olympian: The Tammy van Wisse Special Tammy, a legend among open-water swimmers, did conquer a 90km stretch of the Bass Strait. Maybe you can train for a shorter, more manageable route?
Teamwork Makes the Dream Work: The Epic Relay Gather your most aquatic-inclined mates and take turns battling the waves. Just be sure you have a good lawyer on speed dial in case of any aquatic road rage.
Landlubber Luxury: The Ferry Okay, so it's not quite the same, but hey, you'll still get to Tasmania (and arrive with all your limbs)!
How To FAQs:
How to train for a long-distance ocean swim?
Consult a professional coach and get very, very comfortable in the water.
How to avoid sea creatures?
Bring a really big net, or better yet, a well-stocked boat with a marine biologist on board.
How to stay warm in cold water?
Invest in a top-notch wetsuit and consider packing a thermos full of hot cocoa (just kidding... mostly).
How to get to Tasmania the easy way?
Book a ferry ticket and relax!
How to convince your friends you're not completely crazy?
Maybe focus on the "epic adventure" angle and downplay the whole "possible shark encounter" thing.
So there you have it, folks! The Melbourne to Tasmania swim: a challenge best left to the truly audacious (or perhaps slightly foolhardy). But hey, if conquering the Bass Strait is your ultimate goal, by all means, train hard and train smart. Just remember, there's a perfectly good ferry for the rest of us.
