The NYC Fire Hydrant: A Lovable Life Saver (But Park Far Away, Dude)
Ah, the fire hydrant. Those valiant red sentinels standing guard on our city streets. Always dependable, ever-ready to unleash a torrent of life-saving water at a moment's notice. We take them for granted, these trusty guardians against fiery doom. But there's one thing you definitely shouldn't take for granted: how far you gotta park your car from one of these bad boys.
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| How Far Do You Have To Park From A Fire Hydrant In New York City |
It's Not Just About Not Blocking the Flow (Although That's Important Too)
Sure, a fire truck needs space to whoosh in and hook up to the hydrant. But it's not just about giving our heroic firefighters a comfy spot to park their big red ride. Those hoses are heavy, my friend. Imagine lugging a garden hose the size of anaconda after a particularly spicy burrito. You'd need some wiggle room, right? Same goes for our firefighters. They need space to maneuver that hose without tripping over your illegally parked minivan named "Bessie."
The Magical Number: 15 Feet (But Maybe Pace it Out, Just to Be Sure)
Now, down to brass tacks. The law says you gotta park at least 15 feet away from a fire hydrant in New York City. That's the golden rule, the unbreakable commandment, the difference between a stress-free day and a day filled with "darn it" and digging for quarters to feed the meter maid (because let's be honest, those things are never around when you need them).
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Here's the thing, though: Most of us don't have a built-in 15-foot measuring tape in our pocket (although, that would be a pretty cool party trick). So, what's a driver to do?
Eyeball it, my friend, eyeball it. But err on the side of caution. Pretend you're playing hopscotch and imagine yourself hopping 15 giant hops away from the hydrant. Is your car safely past the imaginary landing zone? Great! If not, scootch forward a bit.
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Remember: A little extra distance is a lot better than a giant red ticket on your windshield.
Frequently Asked Fire Hydrant Parking Fun Facts (How To Edition)
How to avoid a fire hydrant parking ticket? Easy! Park further than 15 feet away.
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How to measure 15 feet without a tape measure? Eyeball it, or use the imaginary hopscotch method (see above).
How to know if you got a fire hydrant parking ticket? Check your windshield. There will be a little piece of paper full of bad news under your wiper blade.
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How to contest a fire hydrant parking ticket? You can, but it might take some effort. Check the NYC Department of Transportation website for details.
How to avoid getting into trouble with fire hydrants altogether? Take the bus!
So there you have it, folks. Fire hydrants: our fiery friends, deserving of respect and a healthy dose of parking space. Follow these tips, and you'll be cruising the streets of NYC without a care in the world (except for maybe where to get the best slice of pizza, because that's a whole other adventure).
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