North Melbourne's Losing Streak: A Hilarious History (Because Crying Won't Win You Games)
North Melbourne fans, gather 'round the campfire of commiseration (don't worry, we'll bring the marshmallows). We're here to talk about the elephant in the room, the one that's been growing steadily with each loss: North Melbourne's legendary losing streak.
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How Legendary Are We Talking?
Well, legendary enough to make history books...the "ouch, that's gotta hurt" kind of history books. North Melbourne holds the unfortunate record for the longest losing streak within a single season in AFL history. That's right, folks, we outdid teams that literally just started out!
Now, the exact number of losses is a bit of a debate. Some say it was a cool 33, others claim a bone-chilling 35. Whatever the number, it's enough to make even the most die-hard fan question the existence of a higher sporting power (or maybe just the effectiveness of their pre-game sacrifices).
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But Wait, There's More!
The losing streak isn't North Melbourne's only brush with defeat. We've also had some truly epic "hold my beer" moments in terms of consecutive losses throughout history. Let's just say we're pretty familiar with the bottom of the ladder.
But hey, chin up, Roos fans! Losing streaks are like bad weather – they eventually clear up (hopefully with a premiership win as sunshine, but we're not betting the farm on that just yet).
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FAQ: How to Deal with the North Melbourne Blues
1. How to channel your inner comedian? Embrace the self-deprecating humor! There's nothing funnier than laughing at yourself before someone else does.
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2. How to find solidarity? Misery loves company, so commiserate with fellow Roos fans. There's strength (and maybe some cheap beer) in numbers.
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3. How to avoid becoming a hermit? Support other teams… just kidding! (mostly). Find another sport, take up knitting, or become a birdwatcher – anything to distract yourself from the scoreboard.
4. How to stay optimistic? Focus on the future! Every dark cloud has a silver lining, and maybe, just maybe, that lining is a premiership cup.
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5. How to celebrate small victories? A close game? A decent showing? A player who didn't get tackled into next week? Celebrate these wins, because hey, sometimes you gotta take what you can get.
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