So you wanna be a highways hero? How to become a Highways England Traffic Officer
Ever get stuck in a monster traffic jam and think, "There's gotta be a more exciting way to deal with this?" Well, my friend, there is! Have you considered becoming a Highways England Traffic Officer (HTO)? These guys (and gals) are the knights in shining orange vests, patrolling the motorways and major A roads of England, keeping the traffic flowing and you moving (eventually).
Is this the life for you?
- Do you enjoy a good singsong with trucker Terry over the CB radio? (Because let's face it, traffic cones aren't the most chatty companions).
- Are you Robin Hood of the road, rescuing stranded motorists and battling the evil Dr. Traffic Jam? (Okay, maybe not that dramatic, but you get the idea).
- Do you have the patience of a saint and the bladder of a camel? (Because let's be honest, motorway service stations are a nightmare).
If you answered yes to most of these (or at least chuckled), then read on!
Becoming a Highways England Traffic Officer: Not just a pretty vest
Don't worry, you don't need a cape or a degree in trafficology. Here's what Highways England is looking for:
- A full UK driving license: This is your chariot, my friend.
- Eagle eyes and a cool head: You'll need to spot hazards, assess situations, and stay calm under pressure (especially when Nigel from accounts cuts you off in the fast lane...again).
- Customer service with a smile (even when everyone's grumpy): Because let's face it, nobody likes being stuck in traffic.
- The ability to work shifts and some outdoor time: Rain or shine (mostly rain, let's be real), you'll be out there keeping the roads safe.
The good stuff: what you get out of it
- Make a real difference: You're part of the team that keeps the country moving, helping people get to work, holidays, and that all-important Nandos.
- Job security: Roads aren't going anywhere anytime soon (well, hopefully not), so this is a stable career path.
- Training and development: Highways England will turn you into a top-notch traffic officer with all the skills you need.
- A cracking uniform: Okay, so maybe the vest isn't the height of fashion, but it comes with all the bells and whistles (and pockets) for the job!
FAQs: Becoming a Highways Hero Edition
How to apply?
Keep an eye on the National Highways Careers website https://careers.nationalhighways.co.uk/ for vacancies.
How long does the training take?
Highways England will provide comprehensive training, so the exact time will vary. But expect to learn everything from traffic management to first aid.
Is there anything else I can do to prepare?
Brushing up on your road signs and The Highway Code wouldn't hurt.
What are the shift patterns like?
HTOs work shifts, so be prepared for days, evenings, and weekends.
Is this a physically demanding job?
There will be some walking and standing involved, so a decent level of fitness is helpful.
So, there you have it! Now you know how to become a traffic officer and join the fight against gridlock. Remember, with great power (to hand out parking fines... just kidding... mostly), comes great responsibility. But hey, at least you'll never be bored on your commute again. Good luck, future traffic hero!