Conquering Melbourne from Essendon: Your Guide to City Slicker Bliss
So you've touched down at Essendon Airport, ready to wrestle a koala, down a flat white the size of your head, and conquer Melbourne's CBD. But hold your budgie smugglers! How do you actually get from that plane to the heart of the action? Fear not, intrepid traveller, for this guide will be your chariot (or tram, depending on your budget).
Choosing Your Weapon (of Transportation):
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The Public Transport Plodder: This is the classic, economical choice. Tram 59 rumbles past every 8 minutes, ready to whisk you away for a tram-tastic adventure (though maybe bring earplugs for the enthusiast singing along to their 80s playlist). Bonus: You might even score a Myki card (Melbourne's fancy transport pass) at Fresh News in the airport, saving you the scramble for change.
The Taxi Tycoon: Feeling fancy? Ditch the tram troubles and hail a cab. It's the most direct route, perfect if you're wrangling a herd of suitcases or just want to arrive in style (think less chariot, more chauffeured golf buggy). Heads up: Melbourne traffic can be a shocker, so factor in some wiggle room for your travel time.
The Rideshare Roulette: Feeling like a gamble? Why not try a rideshare app? It can be a good budget option, but remember, it's the luck of the draw. You might get a chatty driver with all the Melbourne goss, or you might end up with someone who thinks blinkers are optional. Word of warning: Surge pricing can be a real buzzkill, so check the fare before you commit.
The Rental Rocket: Got your sights set on a Melbourne road trip? Hire a car! Just be prepared for the "fun" of navigating Melbourne's maze-like freeway system (trust us, it's a rite of passage for every visitor). Pro tip: If you're not a seasoned city driver, this might not be the path to enlightenment (or the CBD).
QuickTip: Reading carefully once is better than rushing twice.
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Don't Forget:
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Myki Magic: If you're planning to hit the tram, you'll need a Myki card. Top it up before you board, or prepare to explain to the grumpy tram conductor why you don't have a ticket (it's not a fun conversation).
Cash is King (Sometimes): Not all taxis or rideshares accept plastic, so stash some cash just in case. Unless: You're feeling particularly cashless, then check the app or hail a rideshare that accepts your preferred payment method.
How To Conquer Melbourne from Essendon Airport:
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How to catch a tram: Follow the signs to tram stop 56 (Airport West) and wait for the glorious tram 59. Don't forget to buy a Myki card beforehand!
How to hail a taxi: Head outside the terminal and look for the taxi rank. No luck? Flag one down on the street, or call 131 008 to pre-book one.
How to use a rideshare app: Download your chosen app (Uber, Didi, etc.), enter your destination, and wait for your chariot (or, more likely, a hatchback) to arrive.
How to rent a car: There are car rental desks at the airport, or you can pre-book online. Just remember to bring your driver's license and patience (you'll need it for the Melbourne traffic).
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