Conquering the Thames: YourHilarious Hitchhiker's Guide to Tower Bridge (Just kidding, it's the Tower of London!)
So you're at Trafalgar Square, fresh off a selfie with Nelson's Column (or maybe you ducked into the National Gallery for a quick dose of arty mayhem). Now, the historic whispers of the Tower of London are calling your name! But fear not, intrepid explorer, for this guide will have you navigating the Thames like a seasoned captain (minus the scurvy and the questionable hygiene).
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| How To Get From Trafalgar Square To Tower Of London |
Your Chariot Awaits (Unless You're Feeling Particularly Energetic)
1. The trusty tube (aka the Underground): This is your speedy and cheap option. Look for the District line and hop off at Tower Hill. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy! Bonus points for pretending you're a secret agent hot on the trail of dastardly deeds (who knows, maybe you are!).
2. The double-decker adventure (aka the bus): Feeling a bit more sightseeing-y? Buses 15, 42, 78, 100, 343 and RV1 will all take you there. Just remember, these bad boys get stuck in traffic sometimes, so factor in some extra time for a spot of people-watching.
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3. Shanks's pony (aka walking): ♀️ Now this is for the die-hard adventurer (or those perhaps on a budget tighter than a mummy's wrapping). It's a pleasant stroll along the River Thames, offering stunning views (though maybe skip this if you're short on time).
4. The luxurious liner (aka the taxi): Feeling particularly posh? Hail a black cab and be whisked away in comfort (with a hefty price tag to match). Just because, you know, you deserve it.
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5. The Thames by boat (aka the Uber Boat): Feeling nautical? This is a great option on a sunny day, offering a unique perspective of the city. Just be prepared for potential touristy singalongs of "It's a Long Way to Tipperary."
Important Note: While hitching a ride on a Beefeater's ye olde carriage might seem tempting, it's highly discouraged. Health and safety regulations, and all that.
QuickTip: Pause when something feels important.
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FAQ
How to avoid getting lost in the Underground labyrinth? Download a map beforehand and don't be afraid to ask for directions. Remember, Londoners are surprisingly friendly (sometimes).
How to deal with potential crowds on the bus? ♀️ Breathe deeply, take in the sights and sounds, and remember, everyone's on their way somewhere interesting (hopefully not a dentist appointment).
QuickTip: Slow down when you hit numbers or data.
How to avoid getting peckish on a long walk? Pack some snacks! You wouldn't want to hangry in the middle of London Bridge.
How to hail a black cab? Simply stick your arm out and yell "Taxi!" (Although a polite "Excuse me, are you free?" might work too).
How much does the Uber Boat cost? Prices vary depending on the route, but it's generally more expensive than other options. Check the Uber Boat website for details.
So there you have it! With this guide, you'll be at the Tower of London in no time, ready to explore its fascinating history. Just remember, the journey is part of the adventure, so loosen up, have some fun, and who knows, you might even discover a hidden gem or two along the way!
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