Keepin' it Weird: A Totally Unofficial Guide to Austin, Texas
Ah, Austin, Texas. The city with more live music than mosquitos (well, maybe not during a wet summer), where breakfast tacos are a way of life, and weirdness is practically a badge of honor. So you're thinking of visiting this quirky capital city? Buckle up, buttercup, because you're in for a treat.
Live Music: Your Ears Will Thank You (and Maybe Ring a Little)
Catch a show at Sixth Street. This iconic honky-tonk highway throbs with live music every night. From two-steppin' to headbanging, there's a genre for everyone (and maybe some you didn't even know existed). Pro-tip: wear comfy shoes, because you'll be hopping from bar to bar like a musical kangaroo.
Venture beyond the beaten path. Austin's musical map is vast! Dive into the divey charm of Red River for some underground punk, or catch a rising star at a cozy coffee shop show. Don't forget to check out the plethora of outdoor music venues – perfect for soaking up the sunshine (and the sweet sounds).
Bonus: Catch the world-famous Congress Avenue bats emerging at dusk for a truly unique Austin experience (and maybe a free light show – those bats eat a lot of bugs).
Food Glorious Food: From Tacos to Trailer Fare
Taco 'bout delicious! Austin's breakfast taco scene is legendary. Forget your skimpy California cousin, these tacos are piled high with flavor – migas, chorizo, potato and egg, heck, even bacon and waffles. Don't miss Veracruz All Natural for a true taste of Tex-Mex heaven.
Trailer park chic? We got that. Austin's food trailers are more than just roach coaches. These culinary gems dish up everything from gourmet burgers to melt-in-your-mouth barbecue. Hit up The Trailer Park for eclectic eats and a funky atmosphere.
Keep it classy (or not so classy). Austin boasts a world-class selection of restaurants, from Michelin-starred establishments to dives with dollar drafts. Whatever your budget or taste buds desire, you'll find it here.
Keep Austin Weird: Embrace the Unexpected
Take a dip in Barton Springs Pool. This natural limestone pool is a refreshing oasis in the heart of the city. Just be prepared to share the water with friendly (and sometimes not-so-friendly) locals.
Explore South Congress. This funky strip is a haven for unique shops, vintage finds, and quirky bars. You might even stumble upon a live music performance or two. Just keep an eye out for those rentable scooters – they scoot faster than you think!
Step back in time at Zilker Park. Rent a paddleboat on Zilker Metropolitan Park's lagoon, or take a stroll through the Zilker Botanical Garden. Don't forget to check out the quirky (of course) Zilker Zephyr miniature train.
How to Avoid the Crowds:
- Secret swimming spots: Barton Springs gets packed. Opt for Deep Eddy Pool or McKinney Falls State Park for a less crowded (but still refreshing) dip.
- Off-the-beaten-path music: Skip Sixth Street on weekends and explore the Red River district or catch a show at a dive bar.
- Taco Tuesday, anyone?: Tuesdays are notoriously busy for tacos. Opt for a Wednesday breakfast taco instead – you won't regret it.
How to Dress in Austin:
- Comfort is key! Think sundresses and sandals, jeans and boots, or shorts and a t-shirt.
- Bring layers. Austin weather can be unpredictable. One minute you're sweating, the next you're wishing you had a jacket.
- Embrace the weird! Don't be afraid to rock that funky hat or those neon shoes. Self-expression is encouraged in Austin.
How to Get Around Austin:
- Rent a bike! Austin is a very bike-friendly city. Just be sure to stay alert and watch out for those scooters.
- Public transportation is decent, but not the most extensive. Ride-sharing services are also readily available.
- For venturing out to the Hill Country, renting a car is your best bet.
How to Talk Like a Local:
- Y'all = you all (pronounced "yuh-awl")
- Howdy = hello
- Fixin' to = about to
- Supper = dinner
- Creek = river (most of the time)
How to Keep the Party Going:
- Austin nightlife is legendary. There's something for everyone, from rooftop bars to