Beyond the Hipster Cafes: A Guide to Melbourne's Outer Eastern Suburbs
So you've done the inner-city laneways, scoffed your weight in smashed avo, and your ironic moustache is getting a bit itchy for a change of scenery. Well, buckle up buttercup, because we're venturing out east – the wild, wild outer eastern suburbs of Melbourne!
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| What Are The Outer Eastern Suburbs Of Melbourne |
Where coffee meets kangaroos (maybe)
Forget overpriced flat whites with oat milk art (although there are some hidden gems), the outer east is all about grabbing a sausage roll from the servo and heading to a park with enough space to actually throw a frisbee. You might even spot a rogue roo hopping past if you head further out.
Pro tip: Embrace the servo coffee. It's strong, it's hot, and it'll get you going faster than a flat white with a side of existential dread.
Shopping with character (and maybe some questionable fashion choices)
While you won't find the high-end boutiques of Collins Street out here, the outer eastern suburbs have their own unique shopping charm. Get ready for giant shopping centres with enough discount shoe stores to outfit a small army, and local op shops bursting with treasures (or at least, interesting conversation starters).
QuickTip: Pay close attention to transitions.
Warning: You might develop an unhealthy obsession with finding the perfect pair of novelty slippers at outrageous discounts.
The great outdoors on your doorstep
The outer east is your gateway to nature's playground. From the Dandenong Ranges with their mountain ash forests and scenic drives, to local parks with walking tracks and BBQ facilities, there's something for every outdoorsy type (or those who just need an excuse to escape the in-laws).
Don't forget: Pack your activewear (or at least some comfy walking shoes), because those sausage rolls won't walk off themselves (although sometimes it feels that way).
QuickTip: A careful read saves time later.
Finding your tribe (and maybe a decent pub feed)
The outer eastern suburbs are a melting pot of cultures and lifestyles. From young families to retirees, there's a strong sense of community, and you're bound to find a pub with a parma that'll knock your socks off (metaphorically, of course, because who wants to lose a sock at the pub?).
Top tip: Get involved in a local sporting club or community group. It's a great way to meet people and avoid being mistaken for a lost tourist who accidentally stumbled onto a footy tipping competition.
Outer Eastern Suburbs FAQs
How to find the best servo coffee?
QuickTip: Pause when something clicks.
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Trial and error, my friend. But generally, the more remote the servo, the stronger the coffee (and the more likely you are to be the only customer).
How to avoid a novelty slipper addiction?
There's no cure, but joining a walking group might distract you with the beauty of nature (and the possibility of judging other people's questionable fashion choices).
QuickTip: Repetition signals what matters most.
How to find the perfect parma?
Ask a local. They'll have strong opinions and be more than happy to share them.
How to avoid awkward silences at the pub?
Blame it on the strong coffee. Everyone understands.
How to survive the outer eastern suburbs?
Embrace the daggy charm, learn the art of the servo coffee run, and find your tribe. You might just surprise yourself and end up loving it.
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