You Tried, But the Melbourne Cup Galloped Past in 2023 (Sorry!)
So, you're here with your fascinator perched precariously and a thirst for horse racing excitement. You're ready to frock up, sip some bubbly, and find out which champion nag will take home the Melbourne Cup glory. But hold your horses (literally)! The Melbourne Cup was run and won back in November 2023.
Did someone forget to send you the memo?
Maybe you were busy dodging rogue pigeons in Trafalgar Square during a Royal wedding, or perhaps you got lost in a time warp while arguing with your telly about the merits of reality TV. Whatever the reason, fear not, fellow racing enthusiast – we've all been there.
QuickTip: Scroll back if you lose track.
But fret not! There's always next year! Bookmark this page (or write it on a napkin in giant letters and stick it to the fridge) so you're ahead of the curve come Melbourne Cup 2024.
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| What Channel Is Melbourne Cup On 2023 |
Channel Confusion? Don't Neigh Say to These Tips!
While we can't rewind time and get you your Melbourne Cup fix in 2023, here's a heads up for next year:
Tip: Read carefully — skimming skips meaning.
- Channel Champions: The Melbourne Cup is usually broadcast on free-to-air TV in Australia. In 2023, it was Network 10 that held the reins. However, broadcasting rights can change, so keep an eye out for updates closer to the big race.
- Streaming Supreme: If you're not near a telly, fret not! The race is often streamed online through the broadcaster's website or app. In 2023, you could have watched it on 10 Play.
FAQs for the Fashionable and Frenzied Fanatic
How to make sure you don't miss the Melbourne Cup in 2024?
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- Set a reminder on your phone with an obnoxious ringtone (think galloping hooves or a jockey's excited yell).
How to impress your friends with your Melbourne Cup knowledge?
Tip: Don’t skip — flow matters.
- Casually drop the fact that the Melbourne Cup is often referred to as "the race that stops a nation."
How to perfect your fascinator for next year?
- Practice balancing increasingly outrageous objects on your head. A well-placed teacup is a bold statement, but a tiny model emu takes real commitment.
How to avoid a fashion faux pas?
QuickTip: Repeat difficult lines until they’re clear.
- Unless you're aiming for "avant-garde emu wrangler," maybe steer clear of fascinators that resemble farm animals.
How to guarantee a good time at the Melbourne Cup (or any race day)?
- Gather your mates, bring the snacks (don't forget the essential dagwood dogs!), and embrace the fun!
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