Felicity Shagwell: Where Did OurGroovy Spy Chick Disappear To?
Ah, Felicity Shagwell. The name that sends shivers down Dr. Evil's spine and makes Austin Powers say "Shaggadelic!" with a heart full of groovy love. But what became of this swinging spy sensation after "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"? Well, buckle up, my dear reader, because we're about to delve into the mystery that's more perplexing than a disco malfunction.
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| What Happened To Felicity In Austin Powers |
Did Felicity Get Shafted by the Script?
Theories abound like shagadelic dance moves at a seventies disco. Here's the lowdown on the most popular rumors:
The Deleted Scene: Whispers danced around a deleted scene where Felicity ditches Austin because of his lingering feelings for Vanessa Kensington. Sounds plausible, but this scene remains as elusive as Austin's disappearing act after a night with Fembots.
The Two Austins, One Felicity Theory: This one's a doozy! Remember the climax where Austin time-travels to save Felicity? Well, some fans believe she ended up with one of the Austins, leaving the other to continue his spy mojo in "Austin Powers in Goldmember." Now that's a groovy love triangle worthy of a sequel!
The Truth is Out There (Maybe)
The filmmakers have remained tight-lipped, leaving us to our own devices (much like Austin after a particularly enthusiastic encounter with a disco ball). However, the most likely scenario is that Felicity simply moved on. International espionage is a demanding job, and maybe she craved a life outside the world of laser beams and exploding sharks.
OR perhaps she's out there, undercover, saving the world with her own team of fabulous female spies. Imagine a "Felicity Shagwell" spin-off? Now that's a movie I'd gladly pay good money (in groovy cash, of course) to see!
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FAQ: Felicity Shagwell - The Mystery Continues
Still have questions about Felicity's fate? Fear not, groovy reader, for I have answers (or at least, some fun speculation)!
How to Grieve the Loss (or Absence) of Felicity Shagwell?
Simple! Put on your platforms, crank up some Donna Summer, and bust a move in her honor. Felicity would have wanted it that way.
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How to Deal with the Unresolved Sexual Tension Between Austin and Felicity?
Channel your inner Austin Powers and say "Shaggadelic!" Life's too short to dwell on what could have been.
How to Lobby for a Felicity Shagwell Spin-Off Movie?
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Start a social media campaign! Flood the internet with #FelicityNeedsAFilm and maybe, just maybe, Hollywood will hear our groovy pleas.
How to Dress Like Felicity Shagwell?
Think Union Jack miniskirts, go-go boots, and enough sass to make Mini-Me reconsider his evil ways.
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How to Live Your Life with the Same Groovy Spirit as Felicity Shagwell?
Embrace adventure, fight for what's right, and always, always accessorize with a killer pair of shades. After all, you never know when you might need to save the world (and look fabulous doing it).
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