The Austin Illness Menagerie: What Bug Did You Catch This Week?
Howdy, partners! Feeling a bit peaky lately? Don't worry, you're not alone. That mysterious tickle in your throat or that head that feels like it's been used as a pi�ata could be one of Austin's many seasonal delights. Let's take a comical canter through the current contenders in the Austin Illness Games.
The Usual Suspects: Round Up the Roundup
The Covid Contender: This one's still hanging around, although thankfully it seems to be taking a vacation these days. Keep an eye out for updates from the Department of Health [AustinTexas.gov] to see if this varmint is rearing its ugly head again.
The Flu Fighter: Just because summer's here doesn't mean the flu has gone on summer vacation. Influenza can strike any time of year, so be sure to wash those hands and avoid smooching strangers (unless it's Matthew McConaughey, then maybe make an exception).
The Mystery Malaise: Ah, the wildcard! This could be anything from a rogue jalapeno incident to that funky new kombucha you tried. Doctor Google might be tempting, but for real diagnosis, mosey on over to a local clinic.
Bonus Round: West Nile Virus - Not Your Average Pool Party Crasher
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Did you hear about the recent West Nile Virus pool party? Thankfully, no humans were invited, but it's a good reminder to be mozzie-mosi-careful, especially in zip code 78744 [AustinTexas.gov]. Slap on some bug spray and wear long sleeves when the skeeters are out and buzzing.
How to Stay Healthy While Austin Does its Thing
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- Wash your hands like Lady Macbeth: Seriously, soap and water are your best friends.
- Sleep is your superpower: Catch those Zzzzs to keep your immune system fighting fit.
- Hydration Hero: Water is your best friend, especially when you're feeling under the weather.
- Soup for the Soul (and the Sniffles): Grandma was right, cozy up with a bowl of chicken noodle soup.
- Netflix and Chill (but maybe not with that person who's coughing): Give your body some rest and avoid spreading any germs.
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FAQ: Austin Illness Edition
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How to avoid West Nile Virus? Use bug spray with DEET and wear long sleeves and pants when mosquitos are active.
How to tell if it's allergies or a cold? Itchy eyes and runny nose usually point to allergies, while a fever and body aches are more common with a cold.
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How to find a clinic in Austin? A quick web search or your insurance provider's website should help you find an urgent care or clinic near you.
How to stop my roommate from breathing on me when they're sick? This might require diplomatic negotiations. Maybe offer to bring them soup and tissues from a safe distance?
How to know when to worry about an illness? If your symptoms are severe or don't improve after a few days, trust your gut and see a doctor.
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