Philly Cheesesteak Summits: What If the Capital Never Left the City of Brotherly Love?
Move over, cherry blossoms! Imagine a world where bold political statements were delivered with a side of Tastykakes, and crossing the aisle meant grabbing a cheesesteak at Geno's or Pat's (because everyone knows that's the real debate). That's the wacky, wonderful world where Philadelphia remained the capital of the United States.
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| What If Philadelphia Was The Capital |
Founding Fathers with Flyers Jerseys?
We can picture Ben Franklin strolling down Broad Street, rocking a vintage Flyers jersey (Gritty would definitely be a national mascot), or George Washington giving his farewell address with a soft pretzel in hand. Maybe the Liberty Bell would become the gavel of Congress, ringing out with a satisfying "CLANG" after every crucial vote.
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Of course, there would be downsides. Imagine stuffy congressional hearings interrupted by the booming voice of a vendor hawking water ice. Dress codes might be a challenge, with Senators sporting Mummers costumes and Representatives rocking cheesesteak-stained ties.
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Political Power with a Hoagie in One Hand
But hey, there would be perks! Politicians would be more relatable. Instead of fancy galas, they'd be holding fundraisers at local cheesesteak joints. Lobbying might involve Tastykakes and scrapple instead of million-dollar donations.
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The national pastime might even change from baseball to cheesesteak eating contests. International summits would be fueled by hoagies and soft pretzels, fostering a more relaxed (and delicious) diplomatic atmosphere.
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So, Did Philly Miss Out on the Big Leagues?
Truth be told, Philadelphia served as the temporary capital from 1790 to 1800. While Washington D.C. might have the monuments, Philly has the cheesesteaks (and the cheesesteak spirit). Who knows, maybe they dodged a bullet!
FAQ: Philly As The Capital Edition
- How to navigate political gridlock in Philly? Easy, offer a cheesesteak to both sides and suggest they settle it over a friendly game of Wiffle Ball.
- How to dress for a Philly inauguration? Think business casual with a touch of Flyers pride (orange is the new black...and white...and orange).
- How to celebrate a national holiday in Philly? Hit the cheesesteak stands, devour some Tastykakes, and maybe reenact the signing of the Declaration of Independence with a hoagie in hand.
- How to give a rousing political speech in Philly? End it with a passionate plea for everyone to support their favorite cheesesteak joint (because everyone has a strong opinion).
- How to get elected in Philly? Promise better public transportation...and more cheesesteaks for everyone!
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