So You Wanna Live Like a Richie Rich in Sydney? A Dive into Sydney's Most Extravagant Sleeps
Forget your average hotel room with a complimentary packet of peanuts (did they even get smaller this year?). Today, we're venturing into the opulent world of Sydney's most expensive hotel stays. Buckle up, because things are about to get fancy (and maybe a little ridiculous).
The Crown Jewel: Crown Towers Presidential Villa
Taking the crown (quite literally) is the Crown Towers Presidential Villa. This two-story behemoth perched on the 88th and 89th floors of the Barangaroo tower will set you back a cool $38,888 per night. Yes, you read that right. For that kind of money, you could buy a small island (though it probably wouldn't have the same room service). But hey, if you're looking for bragging rights and a butler who folds your socks with origami skills, this is your palace.
What Makes it So Fancy?
- A view that would make the Sydney Opera House jealous: Imagine waking up to a panoramic vista of the harbor that would make even the most jaded Instagram influencer drool.
- Enough space to get lost in: At 880 square meters, this villa is bigger than most people's apartments. You could literally get lost wandering from your bedroom to the bathroom (don't worry, the butler will find you).
- Amenities that would make James Bond blush: We're talking a private gym, sauna, and a music-playing toilet (because why not?).
Not Quite a Billionaire? Fear Not!
Perhaps the Presidential Villa is a tad out of your budget (don't worry, we've all been there). Fear not, Sydney has a plethora of other luxurious options that won't require selling your kidney on the black market.
For the Romantics: Park Hyatt Sydney
If sweeping views and a touch of romance are your thing, then the Park Hyatt Sydney might be your love nest. Their Sydney Suite boasts a $26,000 per night price tag, but for that, you get a private balcony overlooking the Opera House and a bathtub big enough for two (or three, if you're feeling social).
How To FAQs:
How to score a deal on a fancy Sydney hotel?
Good luck! These places aren't exactly known for bargain-basement prices. But sometimes luxury hotels offer deals during the off-season.
How to pack for a night in a super posh Sydney hotel?
Leave your flip-flops at home and pack your fanciest clothes (and maybe a monocle, just for fun).
How to act when the butler shows up?
Just be yourself! But maybe avoid asking them to iron your socks with origami animals (unless you're feeling particularly adventurous).
How to sneak snacks into the hotel?
Who needs snacks when you have 24-hour room service and a private bar stocked with enough champagne to fill a bathtub? (Though, we wouldn't recommend trying that last one).
How to justify the cost to your significant other?
Let's be honest, there's no good answer here. But hey, you only live once, right?